forum I can show you the world! (OxO) (Closed)

Started October 30, 2020 by Deleted user

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(Okay!)
"Vozreal Rafter! I hate you so damn much! You absolute heathen devil! Spawn of Satan!!" The hater at the door, or Jeff, as we will refer to him from now on.
(There!)

Nyx poked her head out of the fort. "Who's that?"
Jeff nearly exploded. "That? That?! I'll have you know, young lady, that I'm Jefferson K. Mickelhaus the Third, son of Karen and Jefferson K. Mickelhaus, and I am here to cart this - this" - he pointed at Vozreal - "this abomination back to Tartarus, where he belongs!"
"Oh, no you don't!" Nyx cried, trying to stand up and promptly toppling over again.

(Of course Jeff is the son of a Karen)
"Relax, Jeffery! I did nothing wrong." Vozreal said, lying. He had done something wrong; he broke out of Tartarus. D2H waited until Jeff attacked

(Well, naturally)
Jeff pulled some sort of lethal weapon out and waved it threateningly at Vozreal. "Yes, you did! You exist!"
Nyx shrieked and scrambled to her feet, running, but only getting a few feet before toppling over again. Her head felt like a bowling ball, limbs like concrete.

"Oh, please." He pushed the weapon, nay, the toy away from his face.
"Existence isn't a crime." He stated simply

D2H helped Nyx up

Nyx growled. "You touch him and I'll -"
"You'll do what, exactly?" Jeff's voice was suddenly suave, and he straightened his tie, clearing his throat. "What's a girl like you doing with a - thing like him?"
"Touch him and I'll kill you," Nyx said.
"Ooooo, big threat," Jeff teased. "How's this? Ditch Demon Boy here and come with me. I'll show you a good time."

And then Death To Heaven punched the shit out of Jeff.
"Yare Yare… You really pissed me off." His Crimson Eyes were glowing with rage. He looked like he was posing menacingly.

"Ooooo, big threat," Jeff said tauntingly. His nose was bleeding, but his eyes still glimmered maliciously. "What are you going to do, kill me with your words? Oh, I'm so scared. Come on, Demon Boy, you're coming with me back to Tartarus."
"NO!" Nyx shrieked, and with reserves of power drawn deep from somewhere in her body, she sprang forward and slammed into Jeff, knocking him to the ground, her knees on his chest, and drove both spurs deep into his shoulders.
He twitched once, howling, and was still. He looked like he was dead.
Nyx took her spurs out of his shoulders and flexed them menacingly. She was scowling, rage sparking from her eyes.

"I coulda handled it… You didn't even give me a chance to torture him…"

"Moving on…"

"He's not dead, just stunned," Nyx said, suddenly woozy.

"Okay then…" He stood her up.
"Should I kill him?"

She slumped against him. "Isn't that what got you sent to Tartarus in the first place?"

"Nope." He helped her stand up

"But I thought you said… you got sent there… because you killed that one girl's friend, what's-his-name…"

"What re you talking about? I got sent there because I threatened to kill God."

She blinked up at him. "Y-you did?"

"Well, maybe if someone weren't such a fucking dictator… That wouldn't have happened!"
(Nice)

"…Dictator?"

"Heaven isn't all rainbows and sunshine, darling. It's an Military. It has soldiers, generals, Sergeants…"

"Really? Like Phoenix, she's an army… something. General, I think. She might have gotten promoted…"

"Yes! It's more like Nazi Germany's Army, but whatever." He said

"The Nazis were bad, right? Anne liked ancient history, not newer history…"