forum I can show you the world! (OxO) (Closed)

Started October 30, 2020 by Deleted user

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So little time..
"I could bring her here…"

"No, it's fine, we can stay for a few more days…" She kissed him. She was still crying. "One more day. We can leave in two days… or tomorrow, I guess, because it's technically morning…"

"Tomorrow works for me. I don't like not wearing suits. Next stop, IRELAND!!"

"Ireland? That's, like, clover and stuff, right?"

"That's literally racist."

"But yes. It's more than that, though."

"I don't know much about Ireland, or anywhere, really. I was raised in a lab."

"Fair point. It has Guinness, and other things…"

"…Guinness…?"

"Very THICC beer."

"I've never had beer."

"It tastes like deer piss."

She started to laugh. "How do you know what deer pee tastes like?"

"It was ONE TIME!!"

She started to laugh even harder. "What?"

"I had to to survive."

"Tell me this story." She dragged him back inside and they sat on the couch.

"Okay, so I was about to die of thirst, but there was a deer in the area. And the nearest water supply was about a mile away… So i drank the deer's piss."

"How did you get it in the first place?"

"I had a cup."

"You just happened to have a cup."

"You think I'm lying??"

"You're stuck out in the middle of nowhere and you just happened to have a cup?" She started giggling.

"I ain't lying…"

She giggled and leaned against his chest, wiping tears from her eyes. "I know you're not."