forum Death has come for you... (A character chat for Death and some others. Join with whoever you want to, make sure they can handle it though!.)

Started November 14, 2021 by Deleted user

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(ok, I just realized I posted to the wrong chat, but now I might as well do my dear assassin for hire anyway :D)
(Also, always important to mention, I'm not a native english speaker, so sorry for any mistakes)
Jack: [very serious, a neutral and almost melancholic expresison in his face, looks around only moving his eyes and states, in a deep and controlled, almost corporate sounding voice] So… What are the matters of this conversation, so late into the night? Pehaps this could be useful, or somehow of importance.

Dūrus: Eyes narrowed at Jack Matters of blood sorcery and secrets, my dear assassin. What are your matters here?

The Oracle: laughs Another mortal! Oh joys! Why must you know, flesh-being?

Maia: yes, why? And Dūrus, do you know what HIPPA means?

The Oracle: giggles I do! The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 is a United States federal statute enacted by the 104th United States Congress and signed into law by President Bill Clinton on August 21, 1996. The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA) is a federal law that required the creation of national standards to protect sensitive patient health information from being disclosed without the patient's consent or knowledge. hah! funny little thing, is it?!

Dūrus: Sighs I didn't until now. But what does that have to do with my question?

Maia: it prevents me from telling you who i learned blood magic from.

Dūrus: Sighs, then closes his eyes for a moment Hey, Oracle, you missed something. The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 is a United States federal statute enacted by the 104th United States Congress and signed into law by President Bill Clinton on August 21, 1996. The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA) is a federal law that required the creation of national standards to protect sensitive patient health information from being disclosed without the patient's consent or knowledge. This law may only be disregarded in extreme circumstances, and if such a circumstance does arrive, the patient must be notified.

Dūrus: I'm sure these count as extreme circumstances. I've already told the proper authorities about it, and they'll relay the information to the correct patient.

The Oracle: horray!!

Lucitius: Sighs. Fool humans and their ways. They must add a rule to everything, instead of simply learning to get along. Disdainful snort.

Maia: shit! that was just an excuse. your weren't suppose to believe it, he's going to kill me now! downs a smol vile of blue and her hand repeats it's self

Dūrus: Sighs, grabs Maia Stop speaking in riddles, human.

Lucitius: I could care. Humans still have foolish ways, and you still practice forbidden sorcery.

The Oracle: how silly!!! I sure do love this crowd!! they grin wickedly. and I see now that we are acquainted well enough, please, call me Orac!

Dūrus: Looks at the Oracle How about Ora?

The Oracle: no!! That is the nickname provided to me by the one mortal I truly respect and I would like to keep it the only nickname I am known by!!!

Lucitius: I know little of you, thus I shall continue to call you Oracle.

The Oracle: fair enough!

Kek: Same

Dūrus: Sighing I would prefer to only know thee as Oracle. Anything else sounds wrong.

The Oracle: suit yourself!! Tis a mouthful!!

Lucitius: Snorts and shakes his head.

Kek: It's only two more syllables

Dūrus: Sighs Oracle, do you know what it means to be quiet?