forum Characters breaking the fourth wall. (because why not?)

Started March 16, 2019 by @Echo_6 group

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"Technically, if you eat a live animal, it dies and becomes dead meat before it reaches your digestive system." Someone says, that someone being a spirit floating upside down above their heads.

"Yes, but, I'd rather not kill a live animal myself then just eat it while it's still saturated in blood. I'm at least somewhat civilized." He pulls out a piece of meat wrapped in paper and takes off his mask. His mouth was straight out of a horror movie, an open Glasgow smile with jagged teeth adorned his ripped flesh.

"What type of meat is that? Can you grill it? How long ago was it gathered?" I ask in a spew of questions, the spirit raising an eyebrow at the teeth. "That's a nice set of pearly whites you got there dollface." He said.

"It'd be best if you didn't know what this was." He said looking at Tik-Toc. He looked down at the spirit "Thanks, took about a thousand years of insanity and magic mutations to get these."

The spirit nodded in approval. "Nice." Was all he said to Gator, floating back down to whisper something in my ear, causing me to laugh a bit.

He took a bite and put his mask back on. "What did he say?" He asked looking very suspicious at the spirit.

Both me and the spirit answered at the same time. "Nothing!" We sang in unison, me bursting out into a fit of laughter right after.

Gator glared at the pair. "Just tell me, if people are talking about me, I want to tell them if it's true or not."

"Oh it's not about you sweetcheeks." The spirit said, pulling out a book that was filled with empty pages but the spirit looked to be reading it.

Gator shrugged "Aight."
Another body fell from the sky. "Sorry about that, I'm here now."

"Hiya there!" I exclaim, shutting off my phone to say hello to the new person.

"Heya." He took a bow to greet everyone. "I need to stop doing that…"
Gator was laying on a bench "You keep saying that but you never do."
"Shut up."

"So who are you stranger?" I ask energetically, using my magic author powers to float in the air.

"I'm Alex, Some people call me Firebrand though." I leap into the air to join Tik-Toc. "Who're you?"

"I'm Logan, pay no mind to my username! I dressed as an E-Girl once as a joke to theatre practice and my fellow lead told me that E-girls were just Tik Tok Thots. So I changed my name to that becuase it's funny!"

"Oh, my actual name is Torin, I didn't know we were dealing with real names."

I laugh a bit. "Logan's what I go by to make me feel less dysphoric! It's not my legal name, sadly."

"Oh… fuck."
Gator burst into laughter "You fucking dumbass!"
"Shut up Tamriel." I yell.
"Fuck you." He yelled back

I snicker some more, hiding my smile with my hand. "Now, now, Gator… Don't be snappy." I say, giggling at my pun.

Gator glared at Logan "Sod off"
I looked at him and smiled "Bad puns are the best puns."

I push up my glasses. "Come on, you have to admit that that one was pretty punny."

I snicker in the corner, and Serenade rolls her eyes at me.

"Aye! This one gets it! Anyhow, what did y'all have for breakfest? I had puncakes!"

"I'm bringing my characters here eventually!" I yell, popping my head in the room before running off to go find me characters.

I(ZJ) come into the room, exasperated. "Malachai, what part of keeping an eye on my baby do you not understand??" I yell.
"Sorry, Zeej(that's one of my nicknames, like the pronunciation of ZJ), I was trying, she just ran off!"
Winnie grins. "Winnie, babe, please don't run off like that, okay?" I try to be as honest with her as I can. Even though she's five, she's got a few setbacks, so it's a bit harder for her to understand everything that's going on around her, so I try to explain it a bit.
"Okay." she says, a frown on her face. "I'm sowry."
"Thank you for apologizing, babe." I wrap Winnie in a big fat hug. "Hey everyone, I'm ZJ, it's nice to meet/see all of you!"