Sashay: andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer), i used to agree with you, but since i prematurely gave birth in the middle of the sport, i probably won’t be returning for awhile.
Rohl: It was solely your fault. You could have told me before hand.
Sashay: But then i would have had to drop out, and that would create a whole new set of problems.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) just looks so psyched.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): That sounds intense! I love it! We dwarfs, well were I come from are rather boring. We fight in competitions but nothing real extreme.
Kilándrè: You birthed a child while fighting monsters….Wow
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) scratches his beard.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): wait you said it’s competition yes? That means their is an audience?
Sashay: Well, actually i fell off my dragon, and Rohl had to carry me to the safe zone, but yes, it was very intense. And yes, people are watching.
Incëreth: …Wow
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) cackles methodically.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) jokingly goes: Alright well how many spectators “accidentally” get torched or skewered?
Kilándrè: …
Rohl: That is my entire reaction when i think back on the experience.
Incëreth: I see
Kilándrè: No you don't
Sashay: Well, there are walls separating the arena from the spectators…but a few over zealous fans have snuck into the arena before and gotten killed…
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) just bounces in excitement.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): I need to visit this place. My realm is so boring. It’s all politics. Blah blah blah, I just want another great war.
Incëreth: Smart people
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) sighs in annoyance.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): the smartest damn person is the khan. He smacks other people around with his war hammer for fun. Meanwhile all these spineless politicians bicker over boarders.
Kilándrè: raise eyebrow Not a good political move
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) laughs.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): well when you have an army of 5 million dwarfs to call upon you can kinda get away with a lot of things. Not to mention all our enemies are scared shitless! Half of them being in this “Honour guard.” Which is fancy lingo for a coalition.
Sashay: Sounds like you dwarves need better leaders.
Kilándrè: Perhaps
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) snickers.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): possibly. We’ve yet to lose a war with him leading us though! So he has my support!
Kilándrè: Fine then
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) snickers and reaches into his giant backpack (compared to him.) and pulls out a giant unlabeled flask along with 4 mugs.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): anyone care for some dwarven Mead?
Incëreth: No. No. No. No way
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) puts a mug away.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): Alright Fair enough, not everyone likes alcohol.
Kilándrè: Yes
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) starts pouring the mead into two mugs.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): aaaand these two are for me.
He laughs.
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): I am joking of course.