forum A chat for Lynn* to meet my dumb boy Charles Aiden Rente III (A.K.A. Aiden!)

Started December 05, 2021 by Deleted user

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Aiden: Laughs at Pheonix's face By the way, I'm not a kid. I'm 17, which in my world is the age of adulthood. Now, you see all the way in the distant there? That storm? That's Frūstræ.

Phoenix: laughs. and I’m 20. Hell, where in from, you wouldn’t even be able to drink yet

Aiden: Grins I've been drinking alcohol since I was little. We're a world unlike yours, because we have guns and watches, but we mostly use magic since it's more effective.

Phoenix: nods. I see. So you’re missing all your brain cells by now? So everything you’re telling me is probably a hallucination? That I’m probably high again?

Aiden: Snickers Oh no, this is perfectly real. After all, what is reality but one massive hallucination?

Phoenix: laughs I guess you’re right, kid. Okay, besides magic, what else do you spend your time doing?

Aiden: Sighs Singing, writing, painting. And now emperor stuff.

Phoenix: yawns. booring. Don’t you like, fight monsters with your magic or something?

Aiden: Occasionally, yes. The occasional sandwurm, the occasional dragon, most of the time I just kill armies myself with my music spells.

Phoenix: Staring, slightly nervous. Oh! Fun!

Aiden: Yep! Especially when I get to fight the gods! The gods fear the Kingdom of Dasdn, and my family line.

Phoenix: shouldn't you listen to the gods though? Ain't they gods?

Aiden: Sighs The gods don't do jack shit to make our lives better. All they do is sit around and gamble. It's disgusting.

Phoenix: scoffs. Sounds like my boss. Geez. How do you fight gods?

Aiden: It's easy: you just fight them.

Phoenix: ooh! Can I fight gods??

Aiden: Laughs I only do it because the gods fear me. And it's good practice for later.

Phoenix: grumbles. Rude.

Aiden: Nope, I'm just smart. You'd die if you tried.

Phoenix: glares. Try me, pretty boy. sighs Anyways, what about the other continents?

Aiden: One of them is dead. The last one is… weird, because it exists technically in another dimension.

Phoenix: …how does that even work?

Aiden: It shouldn't, but it does. Magic.

Phoenix: aaalright then. into their watch. yeah, I have confirmation on the subject, tell recon to drop

Aiden: Growls You'd better not be calling in a strike on me, fool. I could doot doot magic fucking floot you out of existence, as well as a 50 kiloton nuke and an entire army. Try me.