forum The Artist People Chat

Started January 06, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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I remember I wrote this horrendous Nintendo mash up thingie… I added all that stuff up to be a total of 800 pages of just plain garbage… And the covers were just red. All just the color red…

YES!!! they’re all wobbly and sometimes when I try to write the letters look pretty bad, it’s just a matter of setting it up the way I like , I
guess

Can I screech for a second about how Blick Art Materials is my GODDDDDD

I made this shit cover for my comic I was gonna start (but stopped because I have no commitment whatsoever) and it was ooeu (except for that guys hand AUDHFHVG)

I want to make a webtoon?? Like it’s never going to happen but I want toooo

I want to make a webtoon?? Like it’s never going to happen but I want toooo

I want to make a webtoon?? Like it’s never going to happen but I want toooo

Yeah.
I have my stupid methods….
I just sketch boi on some paper…
And that's it. I never went a step as to refine and color.
It always looks bad that way….

IKR

Like…
When you have it all sketchy and stuff you're like "wow that'd look amazing" and then you refine it and you're like "what happened…."

ikr, like lineart? kill me instead.

Well it's not that bad.
I guess I just do better with just pencil….

YES!!! they’re all wobbly and sometimes when I try to write the letters look pretty bad, it’s just a matter of setting it up the way I like , I
guess

Alright give me a moment… I found the old MLP fanart and it’s too painful to NOT share

I want to make a webtoon?? Like it’s never going to happen but I want toooo

Same here… I also want to try illustrating a children’s book, but then I’d also have to write the story

My oldest sibling said I'd probably be good with children's books because I can both write and illustrate….
Maybe.
But not all illustrations have to be pitch perfect (however that's what I think all the time)… Style I think is what matters…

Here's an album of cringe from me childhood
https://ibb.co/album/gp3xTv

Oh…. Oh wow… That's… Nice….
Hm….

Oh…. Oh wow… That's… Nice….
Hm….

I found the stories I wrote too, should I share them or is that too much

Go ahead.
I may or may not share my crappy nintendo mash up crap from 4 years ago… Or so…

Here's the stories:

one day a unicorn queen named rarity was haveing a baby. her husband, starcacher, was flying up to the clouds with rarity on his back. when they were on the clouds. rarity got off starcacher and soon she had her baby. as soon as the baby was born, she flew off the clouds on starcacher. the baby's name was pinkie pie. she had to explore the clouds and jump off the cloud before her 6 hour timer runs out. so, she went to explore. on the way she met link. soon, they became the best of friends. then, a 5 year old was being mean to link, and then pinkie came. she saw link was in trouble and she was so strong she scared off the 5 year old. and soon the big minute came. then link jumped on her back to go down to explore ponyville. soon pinkie realized she had wings and a horn! so, she jumped off, spread out her wings and flew down with her friend. she was a very good flyer! they had a party. a pony's cutie mark is created by the first thing they do when they jump off the clouds, so pinkie got ballons. when she was 1, she saw a hero named thor, he saved her life. (only because she was cute and small, orelse she woldve saved herself.) when she was 2, though, she got struck by lightning. she was ok, in fact, she got special powers: she was as fast as lightning, she could shoot fireballs, she was heat resistant, she could become invisible, when she gets mad she becomes an AWESOME fire monster. but the bad thing is, she can not be cold, wet or shot with an arrow or as you probably have already figured out: she will die. after she got those abilities, she met three magical talking animals: flower, bess, and honey. they had powers too, to heal themselves, but that was useless because they were invincible. so pinkie taught them how to heal others, and by "heal" she found out that they really meant bring themselves back to life when they were DEAD! so they helped pinkie survive the winters, and there was almost no problems in ponyville ever again.

                                                       the end.

one day, pinkie pie was strolling along the galaxies in her space rider (invisible rocketship powered by light) looking for an undiscovered planet. when she saw the milky way, no other pony had before! she named it the starry hole. knew she would find a planet there! & she saw jupiter, (she named it "redy planet") saturn, (she named it "precious") neptune, (she named it "dolphin planet") & all the other planets, but she loved earth the most. (she had no idea what to name it though, so she called it "nothingness2" nothingness1 is pinkies planet) she wanted to name this weird galaxy, so she called it "the starry hole galaxy" she wanted to visit each one in case she would find something. & when she visited nothingness2, she had a big suprise! huge buildings, lots of wierd slow thingys (cars at lightning's point of view) and even slower LIVING thingys, (humans) but soon she saw iron man, captain america & all the other avengers. she slowly landed her rocket behind a trash can, but the avengers spotted her almost INSTANTLY! (its hard not to spot you when you light the building behind you on fire)

                                                                                             the end.                 

chapter 1~ sappire star~ one day pinkie was doing her daliy duty of protecting ponyville when she rembered she was supposed to go to the clouds to have a baby. When she got there she had one cute Little blue unicorn baby with a brown mane and tail. "she is so cute!" said pinkie. She named her sappire star.

chapter 2~ danger~ when she got home she wanted to tell the others about how protecting ponyville went but she wanted to help her baby learn how to use her tiny little horn to do magic first. but as soon as she finished someone broke in, and set the house on fire. that would not be a bad thing becuse fire heals pinkie. but her kids are not the same. "girls, come here! we all have to get out!" said pinkie. to escape, pinkie had to break a window, grab all three of her kids, and jump out of the house. that is a lot of danger.

chapter 3~ not safe~
pinkie had to get some ponys to take care of her kids wile she was gone getting food from the berry bush and helping her pets at the farm getting milk and eggs from the cows and chickens. it was fun, but she had to make sure that she did not get hurt. she knew that her kids were fine. but that same guy came in, and pinkie lost all her powers! and he was going to kill her! "help!" shouted pinkie. no one heard her. that, is not safe.

chapter 4~ the story of kids~
but then a thing that was good and bad happened to pinkie, it was her kids! they were comeing to save her! that is the good thing, the bad thing is they are not very good at it yet. and pinkie was stuck, with no powers, and running as far as possible. she must have been very lucky becuse the first thing sappire learned was how to give pinkie her powers back! and sappire did it! that, is the story of kids.

                                                                    the end.

Copy/pasted with their exact grammar, spelling, cringe and unfinishedness

That's an immense amount of cringe…. Mine was when I was 12 or 13 or so…. Maybe… I can't remember. I'll have to copy and paste it into something, though….
It was super bizarre…

Ahh, smol me not quite understanding how children work…

Yeah… True….

Omg rarity has her baby in the clouds