...

*Tv turning on*

[ACG] Good morning, Despair! [ACG]

🎶: American Dad OP

The Tv screen shows Zipper, singing the following song:

Zipper: 🎶Good morning Despair! I got a feeling it's going to be a Wonderful day for [pulls out knife] MURDER!🎶

🎶The sun in the sky has an angry face, and fireing a deadly lazer to Hope!🎶

*🎶dun dun da da dun🎶

🎶It might be evil to say, but good moring despair!🎶

🎶GOOD MORNING DESPAIR!🎶

*the song ends, as the tv turns off*

[CG END]

… Thank Arceus, it’s finally over. Now to go back to-

… Why are the lights on!? Can’t a Mon sleep in? What did I deserve to-

Oh right. Death game. Throwing eggs at an Fnaf reject. And of course, there’s that bear…

Pikachu: *sigh* Guess I have to get up, don’t I? Fine…

I slowly made my way out of an, if I’m completely honest, extremely comfortable bed. If there’s one thing that creepy bunny did… something nice, I suppose, is that.

Anyway, so I got out of bed, and-

Wait a minute… how did I get into this room again. After the announcement of the game, I was laser focused on the only one here who would get a kick out from said death game. If he wasn’t-

No, he will enjoy this, even as player of his own twisted game. Possibly even more..

*door creak*

Eevee [annoyed]: Good grief, you left the door open! I should have double checked after you went in!

Pikachu [utterly confused]: Uh, what? Eevee, I don’t know how I got to this room, I kinda-

Eevee [disappointed]: Focus on the black and white bear who was going on and on about “disbear”? *sigh*  [disappointed] I’m honestly not that surprised…

Pikachu [sheeepish]: Ok, you don’t need to chew me out. But I do need yo to fill me in on what happened after the Easter bunny told us to kill each other… NOW!!!

* cricket sound effects*

Pikachu [-_-']: ... Just tell me please...

Eevee [Troll]: Nah, I don't need too. [Thinking] Ch'p told us yesterday that we were going to have meeting this morning and make a plan of some kind.

Ah, that makes sense. Although I don't know if I'll be able to tell Ch'p that escape is impossible...

Pikachu [Thinking]: I suppose the meeting is taking place at the dining room, right?

Eevee [cheerful]: Yep! I'm pretty sure everyone is already heading there, so we should probably get out of this room.

Pikachu [nod]: Sounds good. [Excited] Let's Go, Eevee!

We exited the room and quickly head towards the dining room-

*Bonk*

Eevee [head rub]: Ow! Where that wall come from?

Otome [worried]: *SQUEAK*! Are you okay, Eevee!? Sorry for being in the way, I knew someone else was coming, but I-

But it looks like we're not the only ones running a bit late...

Eevee [alarmed]: Otome, you don't need to worry about it, I'm fine! [Cheerful] Besides, I wasn't really looking either... [Mad] Pikachu, You should have warned me, so I wouldn't have hit Otome's transport!

Pikachu [wondering]: So you could doged it, only to accidentally tackle the raccoon?

Rocket [annoyed]: Spider-Ham is here too y'know... You could also accidentally tackle him too.

Spider-Ham [-_-']: Pretty sure he was accounting Spider Sense, plus I could easily web myself up to the celling.

Rocket [Sheepish]: Flark, that definitely would happen, but you would still be in here, just on the ceiling.

Spider-Ham [teasing]: You just wanted him to  acknowledged my existence, did ya? That's so oinked of you!

Otome [laughing]: Hahahahaha! *Squeak* [cheerful] That's pretty punny of you!

Spider-Ham [wink]: Thank you, I'll be here all day!

Rocket [blushing]: ... Let's go to the flarking dining room already...

Pikachu [awkward]: That's what we are supposed to be doing...

We got to the dining room eventually, where it looks like Shoutmon and King have made breakfast, looks like we're having waffles. Although, I don't know what King is carrying...

Yoshi [wondering]: What are those? [points towards King] Yoshi has never seen food like that!

King Clawthorne [confused]: Weh? These are waffles.

Teddie [Thinking]: Yeah, they look like waffles, but compared with what Shoutmon is carrying...

King Clawthorne [panic]: What are you talking about? They are both waffles, I just made a batch that reminds me of home...

Shoutmon [-_-']: I was wondering why you were putting in dust bunnies and little bean people...

Pikachu [shocked]: Dust bunnies!?

Otome [startled]: L-little bean people?

Spider-Ham [wondering]: Were they sus?

King Clawthorne [confused]: What's a sus?

Rocket [sigh]: Doesn't matter right now. However, [🤨] are those edible?

I finally get the chance to look at the two batches of waffles, and they could not be any more samey even if you tried. The batch that Shoutmon put down looks like regular waffles with strawberries in them, although they look a bit undercooked. But then you get to King's, and it looks like overriped banana with a mouth made of skittles and button eyes, and then turned that into a waffle.

*One of King's waffles comes alive and trys to bite King, but King quickly stabs it with a fork, killing it*

King [Wipes sweat]: Yeah, that happens a lot. Make sure you stab through it first before you take a bite.

Hero Prinny [concerned] Dood, who's going to eat-

Monokuma [laughing]: Waffle murder? Yes, please give me one, so it can have a front row seat in disbear! Upupupupupupu!

Ch'p [stern]: Monokuma,  you'll wait until after we discuss our situation. Speaking of which... Is everyone here?

Jack Frost [cheerful]: I'm heere, ho!

Sandbag: ^^

Yoshi [cheerful]: Yoshi here too! Merva is also here too.

Merkava: There isn't anything else I wanted to do... So, yes, I'm here.

Monokuma [annoyed]: Ugh, I'm here against my will! Who knew that a Green Lantern could be ... Persuasive?

Monokuma shuddered after saying that, I assume he and Ch'p had a talk before now... Probably after the whole "your in a death game" thing.

Otome [Nervous]: Um, I'm here. I hope I didn't worry anyone...

Rocket [casual]: Hey, I'm sure they figured that we would be there with you.

Spider-Ham [cheerful]: Besides, with the exception of Monokuma, and maybe Merkava, [worry] No offense -

Merkava: None taken, Spandex Pig.

Spider-Ham [confused]: Spandex Pig? Where's the pig, and why is it wearing spandex? 

Yoshi [awkward]: Uh, Merva was talking about you, Spider-Ham.

Spider-Ham [!]: Oh! [sheepish] I kinda knew that, I was just making a funny joke...

Otome [cheerful]: *squeak* I thought it was funny!

Spider-Ham [cheerful]: Thanks, Otome.

Neco-Arc [confused]: All-nya, Ch'p, I'm here, but you can see that I'm here, along with everyone else. Why do we need to do this?

Ch'p [thinking]: Well, that is true that we can see that everyone is here. But it doesn't hurt to make sure that everyone is paying attention for this meeting, since we're discussing our plan of attack.

Shoutmon [worried]:  We are going to attack someone!? 

Monokuma [gleeful]: Oooooo, now we're getting somewhere! It usually takes longer than this to-

Hero Prinny [-_-']: We're not going to kill someone, dood. He was being metaphorical.

Monokuma [annoyed]: Of course he was... I should have expected that...

Morgana [thinking]: Hey, can I have the first topic?

Ch'p [nod] Sure, go ahead.

Jubei [cross arms]: Does it correlate to the argument from from yesterday?

Morgana [sheepish]: Well, yeah...

Pikachu [Annoyed]: Oh, great, what useless argument was it?

Eevee [mad]: Pikachu, you don't get to say that about them when you just met them yesterday!

Jubei [thinking]: In fairness, when all ya got is a bunch of nonsense, it's fair to say that next complaint is also like that. [Scolding] That being said, saying that every argument is "useless" after one day is pushing it, ya know kid?

Pikachu [annoyed]: Geez, fine Gramps. I'll listen...

Morgana [annoyed]: For everyone's sake, I'll ignore that... Anyway [wondering] most of us here is part of a group of something right?

King [confused]: Weh? I mean sure, Ch’p has the Green lanterns, Shoutmon has Digimon backing him up, Hero Prinny’s squad, Spider-Ham has a whole Spider-verse, whatever that is, Teddie has an Investigation team, and you have phantom thieves! What about them?

Teddie [deep thought]: Mona-chan, are you talking about the mastermind being in one of groups? [worryed] I thought we both apologized for-

Morgana [Worried]: Relax, silly kuma. [sheepish] I told you I had no real evidence other than that one comment…

Teddie [sad]: Well, it still was beary painful to hear from them… [determined] But they’re still my friends! At the end of the day, they wouldn’t do something like this!

Morgana [🤨]: Huh, you know, I think someone else tried to say that yesterday, but SOMEBEAR didn’t think it was good enough reason to dismiss MY friends…

Jubei [sigh]: In fairness, you're thief gang does steal other people's hearts.

Morgana [defensive]: Only their METAPHORICAL hearts, you old cat!

Jubei [thinking]: So, you admit it?

Morgana [🤨]: ... [🙀] Carp, I can't believe I fell for that...

Jubei [smug]: Heh, I may be old, but I have never lose the sass.

Neco-Chaos [smoking]: That's nice, Jubei, but can we get to the question already?

Neco-Arc [silly]: Pokerogue is better than sex, next question!

Neco-Chaos [shocked]: Sis, What the fu-

Ch'p [pondering]: I think I figured out what the question was going to be. You were going to ask if we would know who would do this, right?

Morgana [sweat drop]: Uh, yeah...

Ch'p [content]: Well, that's not a bad starting point... [thinking] But I think you're casting your line a bit short, so to speak.

King [confused]: Weh? Um, Shoutmon, do you know what Ch’p is saying?

Shoutmon [confused]: Don’t look at me, King! I’m as lost as you are!

Ch'p: What I'm saying is that if we're going to suspect anything, we should be suspect those who rather have us gone than those who enjoy our company.

King [thinking]: Oh, you mean like our enemies?

Hero Prinny [arms crossed]: Pretty much, dood.

Spider-Ham [serious]: Well, if we are going to be doing that-

[CG] The biggest stack of comics you'll (probably) ever see [CG]

*Note: I could probably draw this later but here's the written version for now*

Spider-Ham pulls a huge stack of comics out of nowhere, and puts it down on the table. there's so many, they reach the same height as Merkava.

Spider-Ham: -We have a lot of work cut out for us.

Evvee: Holy Arceus, Pikachu! How are we going to clear all of this?!

Pikachu: Uh, start with the ones who wouldn't play this long game? 

Eevee: Oh. That works.

Neco-Chaos: Or- and here me out- we skip this and ask the yellow bunny-

Claptrap: did you forget about the egg throw yesterday? I'm pretty sure we won't get an answer anytime soon.

Neco-Chaos: Dam, fair point.

Yoshi: Uh, if nobody else says anything else...

[CG END] 

Yoshi [cheerful]: Can Merva start getting the topest comics down?

Merkava: ... I don't have anyting else better to do.

Neco-Arc [sigh]: Welp, this is going to forever thanks to a certain braindead writer.

Spider-Ham [wink]: Not to worry, that's what a montage is for.

Pikachu  [confused]: Wait, wha-

*Smash cut to a montage, play the PNF montage during this if you want*

Everyone went through the seemingly endless stack of comic books, with not a lot happening other than saying "nope" or "we all die" or something like that. But there were some points of interest, like this one:

Ch’p [deep thought]: Everyone’s Dead, everyone’s dead, everyone’s dead, all the superheroes are dead, everyone’s dead, everyone’s dead-

Hero Prinny [Wondering]: Wait, this villain [holding comic book] should only kill the heroes, dood?

Jack Frost [wondering]: Can I look at that comic-ho quick, my heroic idol?

Hero Prinny: Sure, dood. still haven't gotten used to that...

Jack Frost [cheerful]: Thank ho! [looks at the comic] Hey Ch'p-ho, these guys look kinda like you! Except they look more... agrro-ho.

Ch'p [grim]: You're not wrong there... those are the Red Lantern Corps.

Hero Prinny and Jack Frost [shocked]: Wait, there's another lantern group (dood) {ho}?

Ch'p: Indeed. I can't get into the details at the moment, since we still have a lot to go through. but the gist is they are kinda like anti-heroes with anger issues.

Hero Prinny [nervous]: Geez, dood, they sound like they give you a hard time.

Ch'p [sigh]: You don't even know half of it...

Jack Frost [thoughtful]: S-Sorry to bring it up, ho... [cheery] I didn't know they barf out tomato sauce , though!

Ch'p [awkward]: It's fine, you didn't know... Also that isn't tomato sauce.

Jack Frost [stunned]: ...Oh....

...

Well, the air around that group is now awkward.

Eevee [annoyed]: Achu! Stop spacing out and help me with giving these villain comics to the people who might have an idea who in the name of Arceus they are!

Pikachu [sweat drop]: Well, it’s not my fault some mimic has no idea how to transition to the next point of interest.

Eevee [confused]: Pikachu, who are you talking about- wait where did he go?

Pikachu [holding up a comic]: Hey, Marvels, do either of you know who this is?

Rocket [confused]: What "Marvels"? Are you flarking talking about something that happened somewhere in the galaxy? Ham, do you have any idea?

Spider-Ham [thinking]: The only thing that comes to mind is a terrible movie that has probably the worst sentence ever be uttered by a black person...

Carp, I forgot about that! I typically lump everything in the brand they belong to, and ever since that got released...

Otome [nervous]: Um, I feel like he wasn't referring to a movie of any kind. I think Pikachu was simply referring to the fact that your both superheroes.

Pikachu [relieved]: O-Oh, yes that was my intention!

Spider-Ham [embarrassed]: Oh, of course! I should have figured that as soon as Achu said that, [playful wink] but that's just recently bias talking.

Rocket [confused and annoyed at the same time. Annfused?]: Why the flark didn't you just used our names? We could have not need to do this whole thing!

Spider-Ham [judging]: That's actually a great point, Rocket. This feels like unnecessary filler...

Well, great, this conversation is already brainroted into trashtok. Somemon needs to-

Eevee [angry]: PIKACHU, YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE WITHOUT TELLING ME! THAT'S THE MOST BASIC THING YOU-

Otome [worried]: Eveee, please calm down! You're yelling every word your saying.

Eevee [Tommy]: oh hi otome.

Otome [confused]: *squeak*? That was fast...

Spider-Ham [joking]: Dang, if I had a nickel for every time a bad movie reference was made, I have two nickels! [Thinking] Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice in one conversation.

Rocket [buffering]: ... What the flark were we talking about?

Pikachu [!]: Oh right, I was going to ask a question! [Holding up comic] Uh, do either of you this fish bowl guy?

Rocket [thinking]: Fish bowl guy? No, can’t say I have fought anyone with that distinction. What about you, Ham?

Spider-Ham [!]: Oh, do I! [annoyed] That fish bowl guy is Mysterio, and he thinks he’s such a final boss! True, he does have the powers of making the fake real, but he’s just a pathetic showman!

Otome [thinking]: Oh, this person sounds like a real nuisance…

Spider-Ham [wink]: Yeah, but he’s not a problem for the amazing Spider-Ham!

I rolled my eyes at that.

Spider-Ham [deadpan]: I saw that. If you saw the villains that would have doomed the multiverse, you wouldn't be doing that.

Pikachu [scoff]: Sure, you have fought those kind of villains.

Eevee [silly]: Yeah, I have to agree with this yellow mouse. Seems a bit far fetched.

Eevee then tried to give me a noogie, but that's pretty much impossible to do when you don't really have arms.

Spider-Ham, however,, was giving us playful look, before facing towards Rocket.

Spider-Ham [wink]: Rocket, you can vouch for me right?

Rocket [smirk]: Of course. It's how we got meet in the first place...

Otome [excited]: *SQUEAK* Are you talking about that villain that wanted to erase all animal superheroes!?

Zipper [eating a waffle]: Oh wow, that sounds exciting! Unfortunately, that's locked behind an FTE!

W-what the-

Otome [shocked]: *SQUEAK!*

Rocket [angry]: Where the FLARK did you come from!?

Spider-Ham [sigh]: of course it's locked behind non-main things- What are you doing here?

Zipper [gleeful]: Why, it's simple! I'm here to finally move the plot forward!

Eevee [excited]: Really!? Are you going to give us a straight answer?!

Zipper [sweatdrop]: No. But they are almost done with the normal waffles.

[CG] This is what happens when you leave waffles on a table [CG]

Monokuma and the two Neco's are eating the waffles, with Monokuma giving the middle claw.

Neco-Arc [chomping waffle]: