Empress: Gabs

Ambassador: Pandora of the Chancla Kingdom

General: Arrow (formerly)

Benefits of the Cheesecake Empire:

You do not need to be a citizen to enjoy the Empress’ famed cheesecake; simply ask and it shall be given (most of the time). However, once someone becomes a citizen, they gain the ability to share cheesecake as well. 

We have unlimited cheesecake in any type or flavor, including dairy free options. We have a small selection of other desserts in case someone opts to represent something other than cheesecake- we welcome other desserts as well as our famed cheesecake. 

As a college dropout, Empress Gabs will never force her subjects to attend university (cos ew), but will use her cheesecake magic to support anyone who wishes to go. Her cheesecake magic ensures good health insurance for her subjects. In addition, her magic ensures that one will not fall ill to eating too much cheesecake. 

As a citizen of the Cheesecake Empire you shall be under the protection of the Empress, who is known for her protectiveness and loyalty to her subjects. And while she is Empress, she often takes input from her subjects in varying matters so that all may feel welcome and appreciated (cos they are). 

As a close ally to the Chancla Kingdom, cheesecake citizens shall also enjoy full benefits provided by Sorceress Pandora of the Chanclas. The Sorceress is also acting ambassador to the Cheesecake Empire. 

While widely considered a peaceful kingdom, the Cheesecake Empire holds the Viking Battle Axe as its national weapon of choice, should the need for one arise. Each new citizen is equipped with a battle axe (though the Empress may revoke it under extreme circumstances). 

We welcome you to the Cheesecake Empire with open arms, and we hope that you’ll enjoy your citizenship. And if you’re interested, we are currently looking for a dedicated individual to become our next General. Details upon request.