Tsuki, Giga Chad, and the Beautiful Man: Giga Chad's Villain Backstory, "The Day it All Began"
by evrfighter

(very cracky. Rewrite of something i wrote in discord. Btw, this is not THE giga chad)

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[the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming]

[The sun shines down on TSUKI'S shoulders, as she looks up to lock her gaze with it]

Tsuki: Hey Giga Chad, how about we go downtown 

[Today, LACES was out at the beach, so TSUKI pulled GIGA CHAD to hang out with her. GIGA CHAD only nods in agreement, letting TSUKI take the lead]

[Making their way downtown, walking fast.

Walking faster...]

[TSUKI and GIGA CHAD stopped in the middle of the park. There, underneath the trees and in the middle of the sun's spotlight... A beautiful man with perfect hair]


Tsuki: Wow, he looks nice
Giga Chad: Yeah, I know right?


[The beautiful man turns around, giving a million-dollar smile]

Beautiful Man: You there

[he gestures to GIGA CHAD]

Beautiful Man: You look as though you're close to blossoming into a beautiful young man...

[He leaves, leaving a lingering mist of mystery. TSUKI'S eyes widen]

Tsuki: How beautiful--
Giga Chad: That was literally a bunch of BS, I guess I was wrong about him.

[The pair continue towards a bar.

The birds have begun to turn silent]

[LATER, in the bar...]

Giga Chad: That man from the park, he's back again!
Tsuki: No way, him?
Giga Chad: Yes, and he keeps handing out these vials...
Tsuki: I want one if it's coming from him
Giga Chad: You si-

[The BEAUTIFUL MAN approaches GIGA CHAD and TSUKI]

Beautiful Man: Would you like a vial? It holds a very special serum
Tsuki: How much?
Beautiful Man: It's for free-

[GIGA CHAD smacks the vial onto the ground]

Giga Chad: We don't want your drugs!
Tsuki: I DO
Beautiful Man: Oh dear...
Giga Chad: Who are you, and what do you want?

[The BEAUTIFUL MAN looks up to meet GIGA CHAD'S gaze]

Beautiful Man: Giga Chad... I am your father
Giga Chad:...What...?
Beautiful Man: I've been following since the park... Waiting for my chance to speak up.
Tsuki: wtf
Giga Chad: But you left so long ago...

[GIGA CHAD looks down at his hands, then back to his father, the BEAUTIFUL MAN. Soft tears escape his eyes]

Giga Chad: Mom told me, you had gotten milk...
Beautiful Man: There's something I need to tell you...
Giga Chad: What is it, dad?
Beautiful Man: I need to put you down

[The BEAUTIFUL MAN takes out his shotgun]

Giga Chad: But I'm your son!
Beautiful Man: No you're not, and that's why I have to kill you. So my real son isn't jealous anymore.
Giga Chad: What do you mean? Am I not important to you?
Beautiful Man: I only need me and my truck.
Tsuki: Why do I hear boss music?

[GIGA CHAD looks behind the BEAUTIFUL MAN, hearing a familiar song playing]

*hey there
*i'm sans

[the three look up to see a skeleton, sans]

Tsuki: Wait, from Undertale?
Giga Chad: Oh no, not my mom!
Tsuki: PARDON?
Beautiful Man: It's been a while, sans
sans: you too helen
Beautiful Man: You have no right to say my name...
sans: you're the one who left helen

[HELEN has tears streaming down his face as he holds out his hand]

Helen: BECAUSE YOU ONLY LOVED YOUR KETCHUP! YOU STOPPED LOVING ME!
sans: in heinz-sight, that's true... i never loved you
Helen: YOU BASTARD!!!

[HELEN tries to strike sans with his big slappy hands. But sans dodges easily]

sans: i heard you were trying to kill our son
sans: do you want to have a bad time?
Helen: Fight me, sans, you ignorant slut!
Tsuki: HI-YAH
Giga Chad: Old hag-ya!?
sans: i have a bad feeling about this...

[The vial is thrown across the room, smacking HELEN in the face, it breaks and liquid splashes all over his face]

Tsuki: It's your time Helen...
Helen: What...?
Tsuki: It all makes sense now... when we first met, you told Giga Chad he was close to blossoming into a young man.

[HELEN gasps]

Tsuki: You were going to give him this vial to turn him into a young man, weren't you!?
Helen: What have you done!? You monster!
sans: i'm out, chad you're on your own
Giga Chad: WHAT?

[Helen begins to burn a bright white, as he blossoms into a beautiful young man]

Helen: uwu
Tsuki:... What?
Helen: my names hewen
Giga Chad: What have you done, Tsuki!?
Helen: am gonna find my twuck uwu

[GIGA CHAD falls to his knees. HELEN and sans have both left]

Giga Chad: I met both my parents after all these years... only to lose them in the same day...
Tsuki: It's okay bud. they seemed like pretty crappy people anyways.
Giga Chad: ...
Tsuki: ...I mean, sorry for doing that to your dude, but he was gonna put you down... and NOT in the nice way either...
Giga Chad:......
Tsuki: Look, how about we get some ice cream? We can both forget about this y'know...
Giga Chad: Dad's gun is still here.
Tsuki: Yeah, why?

[GIGA CHAD grabs the shotgun, looking at TSUKI]

Tsuki: Giga Chad?
Giga Chad: My whole life, I've always wondered my purpose, how to be truly free. Haven't you?
Tsuki: Well, uh, I mean in One Piece--
Giga Chad: And that's the difference between you and I.
Tsuki: What do you mean?
Giga Chad: You're content finding purpose in a fantasy world... with a person who isn't even you.
Giga Chad: But, that's not enough for me. I want everything here, I need it to be tangible, like this gun!
Tsuki: Giga Chad?

[GIGA CHAD pauses, looking between TSUKI and the shotgun. His friend, and the key to freedom]

TO BE CONTINUED IN GIGA CHAD GETS REVENGE: IN GUN FORM