forum I need some writing prompts for one shots!

Started March 07, 2019 by @Court.At.Hogwarts

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I have way too many one shot books and I need some ideas to be able to write some more. Both dialogue and just normal prompts with work. Throw them at me!

"Why, why did you leave us?"

"Can I get a good luck kiss?"

"It's nice to see you again."

"Do you trust me?"

"No way in hell."

"I just saved your life!"

"You were the one who endangered it!"

"Why did you just do that?"

"So the Ice Cream doesn't melt."

"Yeah, but now antarctica is melting"

"But my ice cream isn't"

"This is the Arctic"
"W-what? Ah, yes. I find Antarctica very nice this time of year; snow… penguins…"
"Did you get the spell wrong - "
" - YES I get the spell wrong."

grim reaper and assassin (or serial killer) fall in love

(idk I just thought i would share my idea with you, appearentally people like it alot…)

"Princess, this spell will show you where to find your one true love."

"Oh my, it's a compass! How beautiful!"

"Yes… quite… uhm… princess? Why is it pointing up?"

"Huh? Weird."

I have a whole freaking list.

“Can you please stop coming in through the windows? You keep scaring the hell out of me.”
“I’m not really sure what you’re doing is legal, so how about don’t do that.”
“Hey, I kind of just moved in? The walls are pretty thin, and I heard muffled screams coming from your place, are you goof?”
“Wow, so this is what you’ve been hiding? Honestly… I’m not that surprised.”
“You know, for a genius, you’re kind of a dumbass.”
“You just got stabbed and you want to know if I’m okay?!”
“Did… Did you just get yourself stuck to the ceiling?”
“Holy shit, you’re freezing! C’mon, let’s go get you warmed up.”
“I thought you… of all people, would understand why I do this.”
“You are so good. How could it be anyone else?”
“You’re still my favorite person. Even if you are part spider and wear spandex.”
“Then I’ll wait until you’re ready. For you, I’d wait forever and then some.”
“You deserve all things that are good, and I won’t stop reminding you of that.”
“Your hands are always so cold.”
“I really like the way the light hits you and makes all of the gold in your eyes explode. It’s like looking at the sun.”
“Don’t move! Wow, you look so pretty in this light, I can’t miss the opportunity.”
“I know your a boy and boys aren’t supposed to be pretty, but damn, are you a pretty boy.”
“Every time I see you, you have a new bruise on your body. You’re either the world’s clumsiest person, or you’re in some kind of trouble.”
“Asking for help doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means you’re strong enough to realize when you can’t do it alone.”
“Please, I don’t want to lose you.”
“You mean everything to me.”
“I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to be doing it.”
“No! You can’t just web it the fuck up and expect it to stop!”
“I’m really sorry, but I just killed a spider.”
“You know, that color really brings out the happiness in your eyes. You should wear it more often.”
“Am I not good enough for you?”
“Do you believe in true love?”
“I’m only good at three things: making ridiculous science puns, laughing at inappropriate times, and making some bomb ass snickerdoodles. None of them will help with this.”
“At least I’ll have a pretty wicked scar if I survive.”
“Oh, absolutely not. I can’t do this without you.”
“I need a place to stay, and your arms were the first thing I thought of.”
“I immediately regret my decision.”
“I am not being dramatic. I’m being practical.”
“Please don’t go. I don’t want to be alone right now.”
“I need your help. I had nowhere else to go.”
“No. No, you don’t get to apologize. Never, ever apologize for something like that, you got it? Now come here.”
“You could have died! I could have lost you!”
“I’m not angry at you. I never could be. I’m angry that your life has been on the line so many times and you’ve been hurt so much and I’m angry that you had to go through it alone.”
“Stop hiding from me. I just want to help you, can’t you see that?”
“Would you just shut up and listen to me for two goddamn seconds?!”
“You should probably close the door.”
“Don’t you fucking dare.”
“I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”
“I told you to take care of it - not stick it to the fucking ceiling!”
“Okay… It’s not - no, it’s exactly what it looks like. Shit.”
“You can fall apart if you want to.”
“You’re such a fucking dork. It’s adorable.”
“Holy muscles.”
“Think you have enough there, Sticky?”
“I don’t think forever will be long enough. Our time together will always be too short.”
“I love your freckles.”
“Do you ever wish you weren’t who you are?”
“I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.”
“Pinky swear?”
“Hey! Swinging with another person isn’t as easy as it seems, okay?!”
“God, stop doing that.”
“You know my house has a door, right? You don’t always have to come in through the window.”
“Are you trying to seduce me?”
“I’m not sure when it happened, but I fell in love with you, and it was the best thing I’ve ever done.”
“I’m in love with you!”
“What in the world did I do to deserve someone as amazing as you?”
“Say that again.”
“I’ll pay you to hit me with a car.”
“You knocked on my window at three in the morning to cuddle?”
“I think I forgot how to breathe.”
“Is this okay?”
“I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of that.”
“You’ve got to stop doing that.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“I trust you. Wholeheartedly.”
“Just shut up and kiss me already!”
“You did all of this… for me?”
“Please.”
“Trust me.”
“Do that again.”
“Um… Somebody broke that.”
“Ow-Hey! Stop hitting me!”
“I’m just going to walk away and pretend I didn’t just see that.”
“Make me.”
“Are you jealous?”
“What am I going to do with you?”
“Will you be quiet?!”
“Can I kiss you?”
“The screams all sound the same…”
“You’re gone… I watched you disappear…”
“We all watched it happened, and time stood still.”
“It feels as if time hasn’t passed”
“I feel stuck. And everyone is moving without me.”
“They keep staring at me.”
“What if I never get better?”
“Why wont they wake up?”
“You said they’d come home. Where are they?”
“I used to think I didn’t deserve love. Now I know that it’s true.”
“We found you crying. What happened?”
“Who hurt you?”
“You’re scared…. and broken…”
“I don’t deserve this. I don’t deserve you.”
“What did I do wrong?”
“It’s so cold…”
“Am I going to die?”
“Please answer me.”
“Nothing ever goes right!”
“Why do you have to ruin everything?!”
“Why do you hate me so much?”
“Things will be better this way.”
“I swear to god if you jump-”
“I trusted you.”
“I never thought this would happen.”
“This is all my fault.”
“You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made!”
“Are you even listening?”
“Why are you always so sad?”
“Why have you been hiding this from us?”
“… Where did all of these scars come from?”
“Were you drinking again?”
“I gave you everything and this is how you repay me?”
“Did I ever even matter to you?”
“Would they even notice if I vanished?”
“What if I end up being forgotten?”
“I don’t know what I’d do without them.”
“I don’t think I can make it.”
“Why are you being so nice to me?!”
“You’re supposed to be yelling at me! And… and hitting me! Why aren’t you doing that?!”
“Please don’t look at me…”
“I never want to see your face again.”
“You’re dead to me.”
“I wish I never met you.”
“Why do you look at me like that?”
“I found those medical papers in your room… Why didn’t you tell me?”
“Are you going to be okay?”
“Stop lying to me!”
“Please, just breathe.”
“Where did you go?”
“I thought you died.”
“Why are you doing this to yourself?”
“I just wanted to help…”
“It hurts so much.”
“Why can’t I stop thinking about you?”
“I can’t feel anything anymore.”
“It never mattered anyway.”
“I’ll just be forgotten.”
“There’s too much going on!”
“I can’t think like this.”
“You will never be good enough.”
“It’s okay. They’re gone now.”
“Why did they have to be so cruel?”
“I hate you!”
“I didn’t mean it… Please forgive me.”
“Get out of my head.”
“Put the pills down.”
“I can’t hear you.”
“My eyes hurt… why can’t I see?”
“Bad dream?”
“My throat feels tight.”
“I-I can’t breathe!”
“Please help me!”
“I think I broke my leg-!”
“Quiet- I can hear it.”
“I want to cut your hand off so I can hold it forever.”
“Nothing could go wrong!”
“Where am I?”
“What did you do to them?!”
“Where are they?”
“Will they be okay?”
“Don’t turn around. It’s behind us.”
“Breathe slowly, show no signs of fear.”
“I think it’s touching me.”
“Hey, who turned out the lights?”
“There’s something in the kitchen.”
“Did you hear that?”
“Please tell me it’s just you down there.”
“If this is a joke it isn’t funny!”
“Where are you? I’m scared.”
“My light wont work.”
“This is all your fault!”
“Wake up!”
“Why aren’t they breathing?”
“Please tell me this is fake.”
"Just shut the hell up.”
“You’re the reason why I’m like this.”
“I thought you loved me.”
“If this is what you think is best…”
“Am I just a toy to you?”
“Nothing ever mattered to me.”
“I am damaged.”
“The weakest must go…”
“I can hear it calling my name.”
“I feel so sick.”
“I’m tired of living in a life where I’ll never be happy.”
“All I can think of are those rainy days.”
“Why can’t things just be the way they always have been?”
“Do you not care anymore?”
“I would rather die.”
“I’m tired of getting wounds that will never heal.”
“Why am I always so tired?”
“Is this what sadness does to people?”
“You mean to say that you’ve never been touched?”
“Please don’t touch me.”
“It feels gross.”
“It burns.”
“Stop! Turn it off!”
“Why are you doing this?!”
“Why can’t I make you happy?”
“I don’t need you anymore.”
“You were never useful to me.”
“Why are you still here?”
“You have a lot of nerve showing up here.”
“Please don’t shoot!”
“When they died, I feel as if I died with them.”
“Life isn’t worth living without you.”
“I need you. Why do you always leave me?”
“I thought I told you to leave.”
“Why is the window open?”
“This was the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”
“I had a dream where I killed you.”
“I had a dream where I killed myself.”
“Why won’t this nightmare end?”
“God must hate me.”
“I think the medicine is starting to kick in.”
“That wasn’t there before.”
“Who are all of these people?”
“I don’t remember who I used to be.”
“I deserve to rot.”
“We all know you hate me. Just admit it.”
“You promised me nothing would happen.”
“The creature is staring at me again.”
“We found you in the snow. What the hell happened?”
“Can you hear me?”
“Why am I always late?”
“This is all my fault.”
“They hate me, don’t they?”
“I just want to look at you.”
“I don’t want to fall asleep. I’m scared.”

Holy fuck that's a lot.

Yeah, it is.

I have no regrets.

J E S U S C H R I S T (I say as an agnostic XP)

No regrets.

ALSO!!!

Some of the prompts on my list could be taken as/are smut prompts, just a warning. I mainly write fanfiction and so I'll copy and paste any prompts I feel like I could use in the future on Google Docs and that's basically my prompt list, sooooo…. yeah, just a warning. If you actually want prompts for that genre I'm more than happy to provide them but I'm just putting this out there so if you see anything over PG you'll know what it probably means.

Yo I'm late but I thought of one and I'm probably not going to write it so:
"What are you doing here?"
"I just….wanted to see how the other half lives."
Looks up and down dubiously "…And which half are you supposed to be from, exactly?"

Have a few more!

I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but you have the most majestic eyebrows I’ve ever seen.
This is what real friends do…pressure them into doing illegal activities.
Don’t call me an evil creature and keep showing up at my house expecting me to give you more tacos.
If I go to Heaven, I’ll recommend you to God.
I just moved here. So new town…new people…new trees.
Don’t worry. I’ll shove a banana in his nose to keep him occupied
So I’m just throwing this poor child into the water…
You can be more into it, ya know. Be more enthusiastic about being kidnapped.
I’ll be your friend. Just ignore the fact that I broke your leg. I mean, what are friends for, right?
He got his eyeball taken out yesterday, so now he’s half dark in his eyes.
I mean, kids are nice and all but I like that feeling when you give them back to their parents.
Is it bad when you replace your father with a cat?
I’ve really only talked to him once but he seemed down on marrying me.
I just accidentally set a cupcake on fire.
There’s more to life than flannel.
Oh my god, this is terrible. My soul mate knows where I live.
I thought I only had one child…
That bug kind of looks like you.
Bruises heal faster than poverty.
It only hurts a little. It’s more like, “Ow,” instead of, “Holy fuck, I’m stabbed.”
I drank a whole bunch of Dr. Pepper and now I’m shaking like a Chihuahua.
Jogging, running— it’s still moving my legs faster than I’m used to.
This isn’t kinky. This is murder.
You can’t just break into people’s houses and watch their TV, and then complain about their TV.
It’s either I talk to you or watch this nipple location surgery.
Trust me, he’s not a serial killer.
I’ll fight you! I mean, I’ll probably lose, but I’ll fight you!
Tybalt wants me dead.
I honestly forgot for a second that hands and mouths exist.
You see who your real friends are when they want to trust random serial killers over you.
Everyone has their asshole moments. Some more than others.
I’m going to be a better version of Lindsey Lohan.
You thought this was a date? This is world domination!
We have a weird relationship. He follows me around and I don’t tell him to go away most of the time.
I know where this is going. I’ve seen too many bad movies about cabins in the woods…like that one movie, Cabin in the Woods.
Did you know moose are extinguished?
I can’t give you sex but I can give you candy bars.
I’ll try to come back before you die.
We should go out for coffee sometime…when I’m not in a cage…or in the back of a police car…
We are two separate pop bands…and we are at war.
He used to be a history buff but then he found plants.
Punch him in the arm that had polio.
He’s asked me multiple times not to call him Mack Daddy, but I still do it.
It’s a policy of mine that a child must beat me in battle before I adopt them.
I can’t sell my body for a porch swing.
We’re going to take this one step at a time and eat this cake.
I don’t associate with the wolf community. I only wanted to bite his ear.
I’m not a princess, I’m Satan.
I just wanted a chair and best friend all wrapped into one.
Super glue tastes nasty.
Hold on, I’ve gotta be ready to sob into my pillow at a moment’s notice.
And then we got into a short meme battle.
There was one time I blew up the yard! ONE time!
I’m not all dead puppies and Satan.
I’m hot, from the bones to the flesh.
I don’t know if you know this, but I actually do a really good impression of a horror movie scream.
It’s either you’re breaking up with him or I’m breaking him.
We were in the bathroom watching a movie.
I base a restaurant’s worth on their chimichanga.
Florida is not southern. Florida is the northern state that somehow got attached to the south.
Don’t put duct tape on your nipple.
We were trying to lure out Elvis.
That would be so cute, us sitting over tax forms and going, “I don’t know what I’m doing.”
I swear to God, if I have to give up another kidney again…
Back then, I’m sure that swordfighters were a lot more common than professional golfers.
We use memes to cover the sadness in our hearts.
If we’re gonna do this, we need to do this cheaply.
Hold on, I have to go bother these people; they’re listening to a terrible song.
Stop being racist against wind chimes.
Last night we accidentally made ten cakes.
I have to go contemplate this in the shower.
I’m topless and terrified.
Oh, let’s go to Purgatory! They have such nice scenery this time of year!

Kirby smirked. “You know, for a genius, you’re kind of a dumbass.”
Maglo glared. "Shut up and hand me the potion."
"Not until you say you're sorry."
Maglo glares. Kirby stares.
Maglo sighs. "I'm sorry for trying to sacrifice you to the blood god because you looked like you were trying to befriend me and I'm afraid of new connections and react to change by sacrificing the problems to a god of blood and death."
"That's better! Here ya go!"
"… This expired 2 months ago. Down the hatch!"