forum Jus join ok. wait you can't because Sly steals your chances of ever rping with me (closed//stalkers enabled)

Started August 30, 2018 by Deleted user

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sLY

(Indeed)

"Why is that good?" Elias inquired.

"Why is anything good?" Lukie snapped back.

"Okay calm down." Elias opened his bedroom door. "Welcome home I guess."

Lukie looked around. "There's… not an extra bed in here."

"I'm gonna get it you nutcase." Elias rolled his eyes. "One sec."

(dude noo you have to see where I'm going with dis)

Elias didn't find the mattress.
Meanwhile, Lukie floated around the room, poking at pictures and filthy piles of clothes.

Elias returned and shut the door behind him. "Welp. So much for that plan. Mom sold the other mattress I guess."

Lukie glanced over. "This room is absolutely ridiculously messy and stinky. How do you live like this?"

"I just don't care anymore." Elias flopped down onto his bed."

Lukie drifted over to look at Elias. "So where am I going to sleep? With you?" No disgust.

"Um…" Elias shrugged. "I guess? There's not really another option. Unless Jules wants to share with you."

"Who the hell is that?" Lukie shook his head. "I'll just share with you."

"Jules is my Golden Retriever." Elias chuckled. "I guess that's okay with me."

gAy! gAyDaR aLeRt!

Lukie shrugged. "Well, since you interrupted one of my goddamned naps…" He flopped down on the bed and burrowed into the sheets. They didn't smell nearly as bad as the rest of the room.

I should clean my room… Elias thought. Maybe some Febreeze?
He glanced at the clock. "Well it's not late enough to go to bed so I might as well do my homework." He grumbled.

Lukie stole Elias' pillow and spooned it as he drifted off into sleep again.

(yis)

It was later that night when Lukie stretched awake, inhaling deeply. Where is my mortal companion? I'm hungry.

(That last sentence was way more dirty than you thought it would be)

Elias glanced over his shoulder from his desk. "Well hello Mr. Sunshine."

(wiggles eyebrows)

Lukie stretched with a loud groaning scream. "I"M HUNGRY!"

"Good for you." How the fuck am I supposed to find X when you don't give me hALF THE PROBLEM???
"There's food in the kitchen."

(xD MEEEE)

"YOU SUMMONED ME! FOOOOOD!" Lukie threw the pillow at the back of Elias' head.