forum Jus join ok. wait you can't because Sly steals your chances of ever rping with me (closed//stalkers enabled)

Started August 30, 2018 by Deleted user

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"It's not that bad. And And I was being sarcastic."

"Those sheets are filthy," Lukie remarked, wrinkling his nose.

"You're a demon." Elias stated. "I didn't think you'd care."

"I actually happen to care, f***hole!"

"eXCUSE ME?"

"You heard me!" Lukie screeched. "I happen to enjoy simple f***ing pleasures, such as a bed, thank you very much! Just because I'm a Demon, doesn't mean I don't have HUMAN-LIKE QUALITIES AND EXPECTATIONS!"

"FINE! YOU CAN SLEEP IN MY ROOM ON THE CLEAN SPARE MATTRESS!"

"THANK YOU, OH, BRAVE MORTAL! HOW I SHALL BOW DOWN TO YOUR FEET TO HASTILY KISS MY APPRECIATION TO THE GROUND YOU TOUCH FOR THIS GIFT!"

"SWEET GLORY WILL YOU STOP SCREAMING AT ME?"

Lukie screamed dramatically for no reason and threw himself down near Elias' feet. "THANK YOU, DEAR MORTAL!"

Elias sighed and facepalmed. "Why am I stuck with the weird ones?"

"Why are you the dumba** who wants respectable demons? A gay demon like myself would've raped and killed you already." Lukie sat back down.

"Pardon did you say….gay?" Elias raised an eyebrow.

"Yes. Gay and proud. That's why I'm a fallen angel, baby."

"Wow I'm gay! High five!"

Lukie rolled his eyes and high-fived Elias. "Anyway, the clean mattress upstairs would be great."

"Right this way." Elias started towards the basement door.

Lukie stood up and stretched before joining the other in going upstairs.
"So, any boyfriends?" He asked casually.

"Nope. Not yet."

"Not yet, huh? When are you planning to start looking?"

"Anytime someone pops up. I don't know."

Lukie popped his lips together. "Good, good."

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