forum A 1-on-1 hahahha I'm a walking contradiction (Cloooooooooooossssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd)

Started September 21, 2018 by @ThatBackgroundSlytherin

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“Now it’s our deer!” Juliana beamed, walking over to the dead deer, her cloak flapping behind her.

Quill scowled. "But I saw it first."

“You hesitated before you killed it,” Juli pointed out.

"I was making sure I was aiming for the eye. It's not easy."

Juli blew a brief raspberry. “Eye, smeye, just kill it!”

"But it's cleaner when you hit the eye!" He protested.

“sO? WE HAVE TO GET FOOD SOMEHOW!”

"YES BUT I'D PREFER IT IF I DIDN'T MAUL THE MEAT!"

“wHO GIVES A DAN MEAT’S MEAT!”

"I DON'T WANNA EAT IT IF IT'S ALL MANGLED!"

“IT’S NOT MANGLED!”

"LOOK AT ALL THAT UNNECESSARY BLOOD!"

“It’s not unnecessary! We can just pick it up!”

“It’s not unnecessary! We can just pick it up!”

Quill facepalmed. "Fine. I'm done. Let's just share this and get it over with."

Juli picked up the carcass and her blade. "Precisely. Back to the cottage!"

"Oh joy!" Quill rolled his eyes, smiling a bit. "That cottage smells ."

"No it doesn't!" Juli started defensively. "It's home and it's mine."

"Yes. And it smells…like your mum."

"Because it was her's! She doesn't have a bad musk."

Quill sighed. "Whatever. Let's just get this back."

Juli rolled her eyes. “You’re acting like you wouldn’t be homeless without me.”