Thinkin bout not deer
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Thank you
In other news, I don't think I'll be living a cottagecore life in the woods. Ever.Neither would I. I’d probably have to kill or grow all my food.
I can deal with the growing my own food but the possibility of just ~existing~ and seeing a fucking not deer? Absolutely not. Being awake at night and hearing one of those things knocking on my door? See you in hell mf because I'm not letting myself live long enough to find out what happens next
Thinkin bout not deer
Valid
Thank you
In other news, I don't think I'll be living a cottagecore life in the woods. Ever.Neither would I. I’d probably have to kill or grow all my food.
I can deal with the growing my own food but the possibility of just ~existing~ and seeing a fucking not deer? Absolutely not. Being awake at night and hearing one of those things knocking on my door? See you in hell mf because I'm not letting myself live long enough to find out what happens next
nO but the fact that there’s actually a disease that makes deer aggressive and not scared of humans and i almost wanna know what happens if humans get it because it could totally happen
Thinkin bout not deer
Valid
Thank you
In other news, I don't think I'll be living a cottagecore life in the woods. Ever.Neither would I. I’d probably have to kill or grow all my food.
I can deal with the growing my own food but the possibility of just ~existing~ and seeing a fucking not deer? Absolutely not. Being awake at night and hearing one of those things knocking on my door? See you in hell mf because I'm not letting myself live long enough to find out what happens next
nO but the fact that there’s actually a disease that makes deer aggressive and not scared of humans and i almost wanna know what happens if humans get it because it could totally happen
i knOW and I'm almost as scared of cwd as I am not deer
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Just did some reading and it's pretty widely agreed upon that Not Deer may actually just be deer with CWD
Which is horrifying but man thats so cool
Cwd explains quite a lot
But not enough
Thinking about how I can like… smell it when people are sick, especially with sinus related illnesses, and how it absolutely kills my partner when I can smell their sickness. 10/10 the funniest shit
I just need you to know that I'm imagining you stepping outside, wriggling your nose like a rabbit, and ominously declaring "someone's got the pox" before closing the door and ceasing to exist
Good
I’m imagining you hanging out with someone, twitching your nose, and pulling a plague doctor mask out from a bag that nobody noticed you had
I WISH I had a plague mask
whilst me over there, born with no sense of smell, shall perish from the plague that bec had snoofed out
Not to flex my art skills, but
Ohhhh my god
I spent more time trying to get it to look like the nose was moving than the rest of it
I WISH I had a plague mask
I have one and I love it
Thinking about Mendel from Falsettos
I WISH I had a plague mask
I have one and I love it
I’ve been trying for days to convince my mom to let me buy one
So I'm at a hotel and the toilet and shower have another door to separate it from the sink so I started thinking about how unsanitary that is, like the handle is gonna get so dirty cause you haven't washed your hands yet. And then THAT got me thinking about how unsanitary locks on public restrooms are
About how ableist is was for us at the beginning to be like "well it only kills the elderly and immunocompromised" and proceed to not be careful
And how it took someone pointing it out for me to realize that yeah, actually, that was fucked up. Why did we decide that disabled people's deaths weren't worth being safe? Don't answer that, I already know the answer
I WISH I had a plague mask
Steal one from amogus
Thinking about our current setup 😭😭😭
Prettyyy
Yes, but also the gay Yoda and knitted Kirby sitting on top of my herb book have me cackling
oof I want my own place