forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Me: takes house key out of pocket
My friend, fearfully: T h e r u s t y k ey

(I truly mean no offense to Americans, I truly don’t mean any offense)
((this is the same person that said rabbits make carrots))
in art class
“Okay, let’s talk about America. Americans are.. big pause ..dumb.”
“What a great way to start your podcast.”

Also same person once kept referring to Donald Trump as an old geezer

at lunch
Friend: sees a piece of plastic on the floor
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: So who here doesn't care about the flip flappin turtles

(I truly mean no offense to Americans, I truly don’t mean any offense)
((this is the same person that said rabbits make carrots))
in art class
“Okay, let’s talk about America. Americans are.. big pause ..dumb.”
“What a great way to start your podcast.”

Also same person once kept referring to Donald Trump as an old geezer

Honestly, man, most of us have learned to accept this fact. You're all set.

I want to post something but it’s Saturday so I’ll just put the origins of the French pansexual flag and Gerard x free pen inside jokes (see post inside jokes here with no context)
So my two friends, we’re gonna call them Emo Queen and Empress Shave Shave because those are there self-given titles

1. French pansexual flag
   Emo Queen was drawing Brendon Urie with a three-striped-flag behind him. She had colored the blue and was working on the pink (her pink was a little reddish). I asked, “Is that the pansexual flag?” She said, “Obviously.” (Obviously because we both know what it looks like and that Brendon is pansexual.) Then Empress Shave Shave on the opposite side of Emo Queen said, “Why are you drawing the French flag?” We’re like, “That’s the pansexual flag!” So Emo Queen colors in part of the yellow and says, “Happy?” Then when Emo Queen wasn’t looking Empress Shave Shave the notebook with the drawing, drew an arrow pointing towards the flag, and wrote “French pan flag” and “oui.” So we were like, “I didn’t know France had its own pansexual flag!”

2. Gerard Way x free pen (this one is shorter I promise)
   Empress Shave Shave was saying who some people shipped Gerard with, but she a pen while she was talking, so she said, “Some people ship Gerard with—ooh! Free pen!” So I was like, “Gerard x free pen! I ship it!”

me: man, you should totally listen to this song by marianas trench
friend: omg i love gordon ramsay's son
me: he'S NOT—you know what, whatever

_{the singer's name is josh ramsay and he looks like this: (he's blowing a french kiss)}

me: hey you should look at this
me: shows him a pic of olly alexander
friend:
friend:
friend: MY DAD
me:
me: how many dads do you have?
friend: 47

_{olly alexander is from the band years & years:}

"There goes the nut hut!"
"Let's see, the nut hut II is sponsored by…"
"Oh, I see, this is the nut hut II. Well where's the first one?"
All separate quotes from just today. It's not even noon yet.

Trombone: sits down in the front row in band class I'm a flute now!
Trombone: peeks at another flute's music Nevermind.

French horn: I'm as straight as my instrument.

Trombone: sits down in the front row in band class I'm a flute now!
Trombone: peeks at another flute's music Nevermind.

lmaooooo same

me: oHo ThE WWWWWWWWEEEEEEELS FARGO WAGON IS A LITTLE DINGUS YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH MEEEE
sister: OhOO EMBER LOVES HER BOYFRIEND AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN TALK TO hIm
me: shut your face or i will smanck you in the buttocks with this el spatulla
sister: ha no you won't or i'll spray lavender
me: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOoOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO spare MEeeeeeeEeE
sister: runs after me we're gunna have to SHUT 'ER DOWNNN

me: oHo ThE WWWWWWWWEEEEEEELS FARGO WAGON IS A LITTLE DINGUS YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH MEEEE
sister: OhOO EMBER LOVES HER BOYFRIEND AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN TALK TO hIm
me: shut your face or i will smanck you in the buttocks with this el spatulla
sister: ha no you won't or i'll spray lavender
me: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOoOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO spare MEeeeeeeEeE
sister: runs after me we're gunna have to SHUT 'ER DOWNNN

(is it bad that i read this entire thing with an Irish accent in my head….)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Fan- "Phoebe was the first Avenger"

me: oHo ThE WWWWWWWWEEEEEEELS FARGO WAGON IS A LITTLE DINGUS YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH MEEEE
sister: OhOO EMBER LOVES HER BOYFRIEND AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN TALK TO hIm
me: shut your face or i will smanck you in the buttocks with this el spatulla
sister: ha no you won't or i'll spray lavender
me: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOoOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO spare MEeeeeeeEeE
sister: runs after me we're gunna have to SHUT 'ER DOWNNN

(is it bad that i read this entire thing with an Irish accent in my head….)

_what

me: you sporks realize the bell just rang, right?
freshman 1: incoherent mumbling as he fights another freshman on smash bros
freshman 2: ……………………did you just call up sporks?
freshman 1: HA GET REKT
freshman 2: THIS GAME IS TRASH

(oh god this all is gold.)

L: You mean you still think the Titanic was real?
A: Yes, that's a thing that happened!
C: Nah, it was just a movie.
A: I went to the Titanic museum! I saw artifacts!
Me: Those were just props!
A: laughs really hard
L: Hang on… look, do you believe in climate change?
(after a brief exchange on that….)
L: If the earth is getting warmer, why would there be an iceberg?

Trombone: sits down in the front row in band class I'm a flute now!
Trombone: peeks at another flute's music Nevermind.

lmaooooo same

as someone who plays low brass, such a mood

Trombone: sits down in the front row in band class I'm a flute now!
Trombone: peeks at another flute's music Nevermind.

lmaooooo same

as someone who plays low brass, such a mood

My friend plays trombone and last year we got our audition music which was a lot of sixteenth notes and she looked at it in awe and goes "I barely know how to subdivide eighth notes!" And ran off.

teacher: not gonna lie, y'all did baaad on this test. So we're gonna have a retake. I usually don't do retakes but I'm going to make an exception because y'all did really bad.
Two minutes later
Teacher: so after all that negativity, I feel the need to say something positive
Teacher: so I don't know if you knew this, but I'm actually really good friends with John Legend. We were in the same math class together and we worked in the same music store. We still email.
Student (me): muttering maybe he can come in and teach us algebra. He's gotta be better than you.
Teacher: pulls up pictures of him

"After Skylanders, Giants were just like-" clap "-MONEY!"

Honestly, I stopped after the Giants game because I was afraid of wasting a ton of money on characters that would only work for, at most, two or three games.

oof tho @Yamatsu

So I don't sit with my sister on the bus and this is why. Took place in a span of fifteen minutes
"Please don't throw things on the bus it makes me uncomfortable" "well if you don't shut up imma throw you oFF the bus"
"All the girls in our grade are edgy" "just because they rejected you doesn't make them edgy just sensible"
"We're not edgy junior high kids you're an edgy high schooler we're normal"
"My parents say I should grow my hair out and I don't know what to do" "you should cut it all off and make yourself bald"
Loud complaining about having band stuff at 3 "ACTUALLY ITS 4"
complaining about hair
"Man eighth grade girls are hot" "have you seen long list of girls"
Loud explanation of prank on a girl, loud explanation of why the girl hates him (about same girl) "she bit my arm once and it kinda hurt"
These are the most appropriate ones, there's a lot more

Doing choreo for the Into the Woods prologue
A teacher is filming
Kid: Messes up
Kid: FUCK!
Half of the cast: Starts laughing their asses off
The other half: Wait what?
We still don't know who said it

Doing choreo for the Into the Woods prologue
A teacher is filming
Kid: Messes up
Kid: FUCK!
Half of the cast: Starts laughing their asses off
The other half: Wait what?
We still don't know who said it

Meee