forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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holds up pair of Lego pants THAT'S GOTTA BE A NEW WORLD RECORD!!

"i forgot mY COFFEE IN THE CLASSROOM"
-Me today

it's the juiciest pickle i've ever seen!!!
IT'S BURNT

holds up pair of Lego pants THAT'S GOTTA BE A NEW WORLD RECORD!!

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Honey, where are my…
PaAaAaAaNtSsSS???!*1?1!

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

holds up pair of Lego pants THAT'S GOTTA BE A NEW WORLD RECORD!!

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Honey, where are my…
PaAaAaAaNtSsSS???!*1?1!

thank you ella

"the slick road"
that one kid who finds everything funny hysterical laughing
everyone else ………..
that one kid who finds everything funny cough

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

Did you punch him? Threaten to, at least?

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

Fuck him, don’t sell your soul to social media, probably like that asshole.

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

Did you punch him? Threaten to, at least?

No, but now I know how incredibly unintelligent he is.

A guy once told me there was no such thing as a good book, and that I would have more friends if I were on Snapchat.

Fuck him, don’t sell your soul to social media, probably like that asshole.

XD don't worry, I won't

"You can do the macarena to any song if you dance hard enough."

"That straw was being gay"

"That line isn't straight."
"It's straighter than I am."

"Okay but here me out: don't start a fire in the chem lab."

"If I don't return your oil pastel, you have my legal permission to kill me."
"Well you don't need my legal permission to kill me. Just kill me."
A chorus of "mood and same and me"

Student: Can we roast marshmallows with the bunsen burners?
Teacher: No.
Student: Why not?
Teacher: It's against safety regulations. There's no food allowed in the lab.
Student: So the kids in the tech lab get to cook bacon with lasers but we can't roast marshmallows?
Teacher: I'm sorry, the kids in tech lab get to do WHAT?

"How was your day?"
"No."
(honestly such a mood)

Kid 1: Do y'all want to play cards?
Kid 2: Sure. Do you have a deck?
Kid 1: No, but Wry does.
Me: …
Me: Do you just assume I always have cards on hand?
Me: Because if you did
Me: pulls a deck out of my pocket You'd be right.

Student: Can we roast marshmallows with the bunsen burners?
Teacher: No.
Student: Why not?
Teacher: It's against safety regulations. There's no food allowed in the lab.
Student: So the kids in the tech lab get to cook bacon with lasers but we can't roast marshmallows?
Teacher: I'm sorry, the kids in tech lab get to do WHAT?

I actually did get to roast marshmallows on a Bunsen burner last year. We made s'mores with them.

(I saw a sixth grader lying on the floor once muttering this)
"My science teacher plays fortnight, I have an F in gym, and the cafeteria has no chicken nuggets. My life is an illusion with no real sense or end."
Then his friend threw a grape at him

Student: Can we roast marshmallows with the bunsen burners?
Teacher: No.
Student: Why not?
Teacher: It's against safety regulations. There's no food allowed in the lab.
Student: So the kids in the tech lab get to cook bacon with lasers but we can't roast marshmallows?
Teacher: I'm sorry, the kids in tech lab get to do WHAT?

I actually did get to roast marshmallows on a Bunsen burner last year. We made s'mores with them.

We made smores with a blowtorch a bunch of times last year because we had extra marshmallows from Fall Fest

(This was a few days ago in math class. Also I go to a Catholic school)

Friend: (presses sin button on calculator a bunch of times)
Friend: (goes up to teacher)
Friend: Do you know what our Lord and Savior Jesus does?
Friend: He clears our sins (presses clear)
Teacher: Oh my land

"dude i got like a whole pencil mafia going up in here!"

This came from these two guy friends who sit at my table with my other friends
"DON'T TOUCH MY CHIPS YOU MICROWAVED HAMSTER"

One of my friends to her girlfriend: Hate to break it to you, but I'm a lesbian

legit me to my partner

"She should be named the macarena because I do her when I'm sad."

"Rawr, XD nuzzles pounces on you uwu you're so warm."

"Asterisk roar asterisk."