We had this conversation in reading today. I don’t remember it exactly but I’m pretty sure it’s this:
Classmate 1: Is Asia a continent?
Teacher: Yes
Classmate 1: I thought it was a country
Classmate 2: It is. It’s in Africa
Classmate 1: It is?
Teacher: No, he’s just confusing you
(Stuff I don’t remember)
Teacher: It has a lot of countries in it, like China, Taiwan, (I forget all she said)
Classmate 1: I thought China was a continent
Random Math Kid: Ah, schnitzel
Other Random Math Kid: OuR LoRd aNd SaViOr JEEEZUS
Kid: Dances
Another kid: That was horrifying.
"what are you doing, stepbro????"
My dad told my baby sister to "Go bug Ella"… She ran into my room, tapped me on the shoulder, and screamed
your baby sister sounds like she’s adorable and also that she would be really fun/entertaining to babysit
"If I have it backwards, you can read my teeth like a manga"
"REMOVE THY TITS"
"You're such a mood"
"Unfortunately I'm not a good mood though"
"I will shove these papers down my throat to block my airpipe and die."
"Whoops, there go my ovaries."
"That's a mood tbh"
Ensemble: Waiting in the wings
Girl: Grabs this weird prison bars-looking gate
Girl: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
(Oh stars, I love that song.)
My friend who plays Morticia: This is such a bad relationship, why is this a thing?
Me: I dunno, I think the entire family needs child protective services and and a therapist.
Cinderella's Prince: Isn't smiling
Director: You need to smile during this part, you're happy!
Cinderella's Prince: Smiles
Jack: You need to smile with your eyes too, otherwise you just look like a serial killer.
Me: "I can't tell if the burning is my burning hatred for all of you or my sore throat."
Kid: Are you okay?
Other kid: Gives a thumbs-up I'm doing awful, thanks.
(Fucking mooooood)
(I KNOW!)
Kid: Be the gay best friend! Pretend to be me!
(Copy/pasted straight from the Venting Space chat)
Oh boy… I have never been closer to a heart attack in my life… So, it’s been discovered recently that my mom can view my internet activity from her phone, which is okay because I don’t usually do anything bad or suspicious but… I’m currently writing this really long rant about how I’m not as good of a human as people think (don’t ask) and I’ve mentioned a few things I wouldn’t want her to hear about regarding how much I’ve learned from this site, but I took a break to go eat breakfast and my mom stopped me, looked me dead in the eyes, said something along the lines of “I know you’re just a kid, and you probably don’t understand but…”
I could feel my heart stop for a moment as she paused, looked at her phone, and then told me
“But Korean actors are really cute”
I don’t remember the exact conversation because it was just so long, but for more than 3/4 of the art class, some girl behind me rambled on about her opinion about games such as Fortnite, PUBG, and ROBLOX. I left for a bit but came back and in the time I was gone they were talking about countries. I’m not sure who was actually listening. Then it became about religion and that’s when it started to get weird.
“This is how revolutions start,” a friend next to me said
"Okay, this cough has been going on for longer than a month."
Coughing fit
"You okay?"
"At this point, I think I need a rabbi."
-"I'm naming my hamster Crack. Now Meth will have a friend."
-"Hey (name), if you're looking for (Science Teacher), she's in (History Teacher)'s room and they're dancing together."
-"Did you know (Science Teacher) is a certified balloon artist?"
"Yeah, I bet she joined the circus."
Walks into English classroom with giant steps while swinging her arms like crazy "Oh boy! Time to learn more about drugs and solitary confinement!" Sits down at someone else's seat