Okay, so I am always super tired during theatre practice and we had one till… 10 pm I think! So I brought Zip-Fiz! A energy drink thing! I had like 5 tubes of it, I drank 4 and I think I snorted one… I don't remeber!

What show are you in??
I'm in Into The Woods!

I'm in Addams Family!

Niiiice! That's such a funny show!!

I know this a normally cheery chat but can I get some extra funny stories to cheer me up please? My granddad recently passed and I need to cheer up a bit

This one time a kid chugged a huge gallon carton of green tea in Biology because some one said he couldn't.

"What's the plural of geese? Is it geeses?"

My friends call me grandma.

The reason is because I hate breaking bulls when I have soare change so what I do is find all my nickels, dimes, loonies, and toonies. If I have enough for whatever I'm buying I use that, if I dont, I become sad and break a bill
Lol

Okay, so I am always super tired during theatre practice and we had one till… 10 pm I think! So I brought Zip-Fiz! A energy drink thing! I had like 5 tubes of it, I drank 4 and I think I snorted one… I don't remeber!

wait till tech week
i had a rehearsal once until 1 in the fing morning we still have two more weekends of performances left its a four weekend run

Okay, so I am always super tired during theatre practice and we had one till… 10 pm I think! So I brought Zip-Fiz! A energy drink thing! I had like 5 tubes of it, I drank 4 and I think I snorted one… I don't remeber!

wait till tech week
i had a rehearsal once until 1 in the fing morning we still have two more weekends of performances left its a four weekend run

It’s hell tech week at my school too! I’m running solely on coffee at this point.

Okay, so I am always super tired during theatre practice and we had one till… 10 pm I think! So I brought Zip-Fiz! A energy drink thing! I had like 5 tubes of it, I drank 4 and I think I snorted one… I don't remeber!

wait till tech week
i had a rehearsal once until 1 in the fing morning we still have two more weekends of performances left its a four weekend run

It’s hell tech week at my school too! I’m running solely on coffee at this point.

mood i ran on coffee through the devil's tech sunday

"That's not straight hun,"
"I'm not straight."

okay you know when ur in the hallway and almost run into each other, but stop and try to step around them, but they step the same way as you and that goes for like five minutes and is probably the most awkward thing ever?
that happened
with my crush
who i've talked to like twice

i almost tripped and crashed into him

okay you know when ur in the hallway and almost run into each other, but stop and try to step around them, but they step the same way as you and that goes for like five minutes and is probably the most awkward thing ever?
that happened
with my crush
who i've talked to like twice

i almost tripped and crashed into him

OH MY GOD I WISH I WAS THERE DAMNIT IM SICK

YOU ALMOST CRASHED IN TO THEO????

okay you know when ur in the hallway and almost run into each other, but stop and try to step around them, but they step the same way as you and that goes for like five minutes and is probably the most awkward thing ever?
that happened
with my crush
who i've talked to like twice

i almost tripped and crashed into him

OH MY GOD I WISH I WAS THERE DAMNIT IM SICK

YOU ALMOST CRASHED IN TO THEO????

no wherever did you get that idea

"They are a 5123-year-old being, they do not beg."

okay you know when ur in the hallway and almost run into each other, but stop and try to step around them, but they step the same way as you and that goes for like five minutes and is probably the most awkward thing ever?
that happened
with my crush
who i've talked to like twice

i almost tripped and crashed into him

OH MY GOD I WISH I WAS THERE DAMNIT IM SICK

YOU ALMOST CRASHED IN TO THEO????

no wherever did you get that idea

because he's your crush and i'm your mom and i know everything

Hey, hey, hey, get the non-related stuff out

You can discuss this in PM :3

"I'm not gonna pee in a cornfield!" - Kid in my mission trip group

"I'm not gonna pee in a cornfield!" - Kid in my mission trip group

wow

MOM TELL CHLORINE TO GIVE THE ELECTRONS BACK! ~ das wren after learning about polar covalent bonds

MOM TELL CHLORINE TO GIVE THE ELECTRONS BACK!

what the-

pm me

My baby sister just asked me for a taco but without the stuff in it, just the bun.

Kid: Swimming is better than forensics!
Drama Club Teacher: That's like comparing apples and blowtorches.

There are many high school band stories but one that's absolutely hilarious is when my friend Philip slipped on the football field when we marching and he got mud all over his bibbers. This is what happens when you march in Florida after a rain storm. XD

Me: walking back from having lunch with my old teacher, seeing a student trip another one. The girl stood up, brushing off her pants. I yelled "Kick him in the nuts!" Becuase I'm an asshole. The girl did and I'm so proud.

Well, it's not really any one specific thing someone said, but this thing happened. Y'all know google classroom, right? Well one teacher at my school supposedly forgot his existed, except his students didn't. He'd accidentally made it to where everyone could post things. Long story short, it's become a place where literally everyone just shitposts and says the most random things…… A friend of mine posted an entire Ryden fanfic there, and as far as I know, the teacher has no clue.

Well, it's not really any one specific thing someone said, but this thing happened. Y'all know google classroom, right? Well one teacher at my school supposedly forgot his existed, except his students didn't. He'd accidentally made it to where everyone could post things. Long story short, it's become a place where literally everyone just shitposts and says the most random things…… A friend of mine posted an entire Ryden fanfic there, and as far as I know, the teacher has no clue.

stan-

Well, it's not really any one specific thing someone said, but this thing happened. Y'all know google classroom, right? Well one teacher at my school supposedly forgot his existed, except his students didn't. He'd accidentally made it to where everyone could post things. Long story short, it's become a place where literally everyone just shitposts and says the most random things…… A friend of mine posted an entire Ryden fanfic there, and as far as I know, the teacher has no clue.

Oh god Now I want to burn people’s eyes with a cringey Waluigi X Wario fanficition…