forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Lmaoooo

_{there's also the common theme in that class (Holocaust History), where we constantly remind each other:}

-And on today's list of things we shouldn't be laughing at.
-Enough people have walked past the door while we're laughing that they're gonna have a meeting and say "Hey guys, I think they're having too much fun down in Holocaust!"

_{Or, the time we watched Nazi propaganda, which was basically Nazis hailing Hitler over and over again for like forty minutes.}

people raise their hands during the nazi propaganda to go the the bathroom and/or to ask questions
Teacher: turns around, starts Holy—! I was worried there for a moment that the propaganda was too convincing! Just…eight of you with your hands up!

Teacher: These are the school-appropriate pictures of Lenin's corpse I can show you.
Girl: Whips out phone to google Lenin's corpse
Girl, looking at pictures: Oh. Oh. Oh….
Teacher: What did I tell you?

Teacher: Gives a ten minute explanation of the project schedule and says it's due in a month, repeats herself multiple times
Teacher: So it's not due today. Go ahead and get to work.
Kid: It's dUE TODAY? WHAT??
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
Kid:
Teacher:
Class:
Kid & Teacher: Do you really want me to answer that? Oh my God did I actually say that out loud?
Class: hysterically laughing

"I have mastered this wall, this wall is my bitch"

"Listen, I've been told not to get into fights over guys, but if she lays a hand on him, I will not hesitate to strangle her with my bare hands."

me about senpai

"Can we all just agree Celeste is a B-I-C-H-T– Wait."

i'm safely assuming this is from the Selection series

"Look, can we stop talking about the field trip for one second! You went to sea world! The place we all go to every weekend!"

"Yeet sneet, I want road scholar closet water!"

Not a quote, but some guy in my calculus class drank a whole half-gallon of chocolate milk during class last week…

I know this a normally cheery chat but can I get some extra funny stories to cheer me up please? My granddad recently passed and I need to cheer up a bit

"Can we all just agree Celeste is a B-I-C-H-T– Wait."

i'm safely assuming this is from the Selection series

oof

I know this a normally cheery chat but can I get some extra funny stories to cheer me up please? My granddad recently passed and I need to cheer up a bit

OF COURSE

Okay so one time this guy came up to me and put his arm around me and said "Hey" in like the flirtiest voice ever and then I said "Hi I'm a lesbian(which, btw, I'm bi, but I wanted him to shoo)" and he was like "Oh shit I thought you were a guy I'm so sorry!" and ran off to class and you just hear his friends dying and oh yeah like two days later this same kid yelled "BRENDON URIE MAKES ME NUT" in the hall it was amazing

lmao

lmao

it's true
@ember-chan @lemondad @alto1522 and @"Karsta owo" were there

@TheMezzoSystem that's pretty funny 😊

@TheMezzoSystem that's pretty funny 😊

I'm glad you like it!

please tell us the worst that has happened

there were many things, and I really don't know what was worse, so I'll give you two:
Our first year we had an intruder on campus drill and my class was in the band room. This being a new school for most of us, we had no idea what we were supposed to do, since most hand't been in a band room during this kind of drill. So, naturally, we just kind of stood there, some kids got under chairs and some tables, trying to hide and whatnot, but then the band teacher came out of the office and noticed that the vast majority of students were just standing around like a bunch of useless paperclips. He litterally smacked the whiteboard and yelled "What do you think you're doing? Do you want to get shot? Hide! Act like you've done this before!" And everyone started to find places to hide in the class. And trust me when I tell you that if you give a bunch of freshmen students a huge bandroom with dozens of cabinets and crawl spaces that will make themselves g o n e. Within a matter of minutes, our entire class had hidden themselves in the trombone cabinets, the stand carts, the low woodwind cubbies, and in every possible dark corner that may or may not be portals to dark dimensions. There were two juniors in our class at that time who both played the trombone, and instead of hiding they both stood on either side of the band door holding their instruments. A kid who played the flute and was hiding inside of the percussion cart asked them why they weren't hiding and one of them just looked her dead in the eye and said "Since neither of us have any regard for our lives, if the intruder comes in her we have been instructed to beat them to a pulp with our instruments." And like half of the class started to laugh, but the girl in the percussion cabinet just kinda looked at them concerned before proceeding to lock herself in the cart.

Then there was the time that a rat got itself stuck in a sophmore's sousaphone. This kid must have eaten before class a lot or something, because the only reason a rat would have the mindset to go into a shiny metal tube would be for food. The rat, after failing to escape, died of suffocation. The problem was nobody even knew about it until the homecoming football game. We were in the stands playing "Eye Of The Tiger" before the football team came out, and we were doing a suspiciously good job. In the tuba/sousaphone section there is a part of the song where they like to play the notes at fffffffffffffffffffffffff, which is fine with everyone else because we like to get the crowd hyped. We were almost to that point in the song, and everyone was getting progressively louder to try and compete with the tuba/sousaphone's volume, and the crowd was going n u t s (football is really big where I live, so for a band to get a crowd this hyped was as essential as writing your name on a test). The conductor raised his arms to signify the beyond blastissimo part that was bout to come, and everyone hit the notes with all their force. Then you just hear this sound like a cork being popped out of a bottle above the rest of the band and some people stopped playing and then you heard screaming because this sophomore literally BLASTED the dead rat out of his sousaphone and the rat flew onto the football field and the cheerleaders started screaming and the sousaphone player started screaming and basically everyone was screaming.

This was posted by @CharBar back in January, thought I'd bump it because everyone needs to hear these

…I was today years old when I learned that t-shirts are called t-shirts because they're shaped like the letter T

and one of them just looked her dead in the eye and said "Since neither of us have any regard for our lives, if the intruder comes in her we have been instructed to beat them to a pulp with our instruments."

Well hello there, my constant mood.

Not a quote, but some guy in my calculus class drank a whole half-gallon of chocolate milk during class last week…

Once my class was having a Christmas party with a fun potluck, and one kid brought in a tub of Nesquick (???spelling, who's that??) and NO MILK!

Girl: Talking about how she dislocated her finger
Girl: Shows guy her dislocated finger
Guy, very quietly: _{Put it back…}

Okay, so I am always super tired during theatre practice and we had one till… 10 pm I think! So I brought Zip-Fiz! A energy drink thing! I had like 5 tubes of it, I drank 4 and I think I snorted one… I don't remeber!

Okay, so I am always super tired during theatre practice and we had one till… 10 pm I think! So I brought Zip-Fiz! A energy drink thing! I had like 5 tubes of it, I drank 4 and I think I snorted one… I don't remeber!

What show are you in??
I'm in Into The Woods!

Okay, so I am always super tired during theatre practice and we had one till… 10 pm I think! So I brought Zip-Fiz! A energy drink thing! I had like 5 tubes of it, I drank 4 and I think I snorted one… I don't remeber!

What show are you in??
I'm in Into The Woods!

I'm in Addams Family!