ok i will stop harvesting ideas from y'all this child will just be a plethora of bacterial infections and the doctor will be like "ehehe timmy ur gonna die" n timmy will be liek "btich ewhat the fuck" and the doctor will be like "i chedckec your charts whore you got too much gping on" n then timmy will say "damn bb maybe you could teach me about these big bad bacteria before id ei?"

YESSS.

Call it "Time's Up, Timmy"

YES

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK YOUR BODY'S SYSTEMS ARE A CLOCK

ok i will stop harvesting ideas from y'all this child will just be a plethora of bacterial infections and the doctor will be like "ehehe timmy ur gonna die" n timmy will be liek "btich ewhat the fuck" and the doctor will be like "i chedckec your charts whore you got too much gping on" n then timmy will say "damn bb maybe you could teach me about these big bad bacteria before id ei?"

YESSS.

Call it "Time's Up, Timmy"

Aye aye cap'n

if i don't finish in time i'll just share it here (after making some special illustrations ofc)

ok i will stop harvesting ideas from y'all this child will just be a plethora of bacterial infections and the doctor will be like "ehehe timmy ur gonna die" n timmy will be liek "btich ewhat the fuck" and the doctor will be like "i chedckec your charts whore you got too much gping on" n then timmy will say "damn bb maybe you could teach me about these big bad bacteria before id ei?"

YESSS.

Call it "Time's Up, Timmy"

wipes tears from eyes I approve.

ok i will stop harvesting ideas from y'all this child will just be a plethora of bacterial infections and the doctor will be like "ehehe timmy ur gonna die" n timmy will be liek "btich ewhat the fuck" and the doctor will be like "i chedckec your charts whore you got too much gping on" n then timmy will say "damn bb maybe you could teach me about these big bad bacteria before id ei?"

YESSS.

Call it "Time's Up, Timmy"

wipes tears from eyes I approve.

Are you proud of me Dad

Very much so yes.

D:
<3

Time's Up, Timmy:
A cautionary tale about bacteria and the utter chaos and destruction that follows in their wake

I've discovered I really like fast paced sad songs. Like there's a song called "Step it out Marry" Really sad, but it's at a solid 125 Bpm.

I love how my one-off jokes spiral into…this.
Firs the Houdini thing yesterday, and now the emus.
I feel powerful.

I love how my one-off jokes spiral into…this.
Firs the Houdini thing yesterday, and now the emus.
I feel powerful.

We like to take things too far in this neck of the neighborhood

I love how my one-off jokes spiral into…this.
Firs the Houdini thing yesterday, and now the emus.
I feel powerful.

We like to take things too far in this neck of the neighborhood

Necks
Houdini had a neck
Emus have necks

Do y'all ever just… not register emotion?

Do y'all ever just… not register emotion?

Yep.

Do y'all ever just… not register emotion?

yeah it’s pretty lit

I feel so empty right now it's almost astonishing lmfao

Mood
I mean
I feel good right now
But some nights that's a big mood

I mean i know I’m supposed to be feeling groovy right now but as soon as it stops I’m just gonna collapse back into a state of mental apathy

it’s so cool

_{i’ve been like this for five days}

I feel so empty right now it's almost astonishing lmfao

Same but I probably haven't reached my maximum emptiness

I feel so empty right now it's almost astonishing lmfao

Same but I probably haven't reached my maximum emptiness

I don't even think I'm gonna feel any better soon.

I am eating straight-up cheese to feel something

I am eating straight-up cheese to feel something

Eat ketchup instead

I had string cheese a little bit ago and it was delicious