forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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“What’s it called when you fill someone’s yard with balloons?”
while looking down, In a sarcastic tone. “Littering?”

"WHAT TIME IT IS"
"I don't know but if I did I would"

"Douglas Adams is quaking."

I must know.

"Douglas Adams is quaking."

I must know.

We were watching my cat bat at an ice cube from the outside of a bowl (she stepped on the hot stove so we put some ice water Ina bowl for her paws). My dad commented that she seems to think she can go through solid objects and something about being in science fiction. So without thinking, I said, "Douglas Adams is quaking."

Ah.

"I don't see why people like brown sugar so much. I just ate some and it made my mouth so dry."
"What?"
"Nevermind it was baking soda."

"I liked the second hike. You know, the one with the steps, the cave, and the potential grave robbery."

"Lick the spoon you coward!"

"I liked the second hike. You know, the one with the steps, the cave, and the potential grave robbery."

(Context PLEASE)

"Down and dirty with the birdies"

"Pass me a package of fucks and a lighter"
—–Pickles 2020

"You're done insulting me, now you're on to my rice?"

"First you take my jumper—–"
Me: "You gave it to me."
"Now you want to drive my car!"
Me: "Yeah pretty much."
"WHAT MORE DO YOU WA—–Don't answer that, forget I said anything."

“IS THIS A GODDAMN BDSM MASK FOR CATS?!?!”

(CONTEXT PLEASE A<JDKHF)

(YouTuber’s reaction to this wish ad appearing in their Reddit feed)

"Ha ha! I've finally got the rope saw down from the tree!"
Literally the next tree
"Sheeit."
"What?"
"The rope saw's stuck."

s: "do you ever just get, like, absolutely destroyed by your boyfriend?"
me: weird look
s: "yeah…me either."

"it sleeps with its tongue out of course it's sexual"
"oh ok time to write nsfw fanfiction about my cat"

Me: This online graduation sounds so lame.
Me: I don't want to.

British Friend: me either but it’s better than doing nothing at all.

Me: Eh. E and I thought that it would be better I march around the house in the cap (and maybe some bedsheets) while the Jurassic Park theme plays except it's just the autotuned version of What are those! Sounds like a lot more fun ngl.

Bolting upward
"ALWAYS DIE COMFORTABLE."

"We know you're gay Mary, it's time to come out."

"Share your recipes."

"Step one. Get donut. Step two. Eat."

"Hey, are you thick?"
"No, but my toes are."

"The one movie that makes me want to be a furry."