@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"The artillery proved useless in the dense forest? I'll one up you. I'm useless on any terrain."
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@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
(what a page starter)
@Pickles group
(I'm just glad it's not Yamatsu's)
@Yamatsu
(Oh, come on! Mine's hilarious! You can't tell me that the word "buttcheeks" doesn't at least make you snicker? It doesn't have to be even a laugh, or a chortle, or a guffaw!)
@Pickles group
(oh no it was, but I wouldn't have been able to breathe through my laughter if that was the page starter)
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J: I feel like my relationship is starting to revolve around sex
J: And I wanna talk to him about it but idk how
M (yes that's me): Try this
M: "hello sir otto, beloved boyfriend. this pussy is pRiVaTe PrOpErTy and your application has not been accepted yet."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
nods in agreement
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lmao you approve of my strategy?
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Yes.
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
"Does your character remove their beak while offstage?"
-Akinator, 2020
@Anemone eco
"Hey, cock! Can I eat you?"
@The-Magician group
"What a perfect time to whore yourself out!"
@Pickles group
"Douglas Adams is quaking."
@saor_illust school
"Oh we have an old person here"
@Rainy_is_back
"straight boys"
"are goofy asf"
@Yamatsu
"When's MAHVEL"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"I wish to be a burrito as I listen to the birds debating politics."
"Ah, it's 5:50 in the morning. The sun is a'shinin' way too early, the birds are a'chirpin' so I can't go back to sleep, and the bees aren't a'buzzin because it's too cold for this. How do morning people… morning?"
@HighPockets group
"This is us about to pull a George and Lenny"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"But… did anybody say 'you're welcome' when that dear boy thanked you so graciously for the avocado?"
@Kie group
G: Sends picture of boyfriend because previous conversation
G: Babe you're thicc
J (Me): Spare ass, Pocket? I am lacking.
K, who is asexual: Damn, Pocket (G's BF's username)
J: JKSfhgdsfkjgh KAIDEn
@Pickles group
(the name kaiden gives me war flashbacks to Deathman)
@Anemone eco
(Ew. Him.)
@Kie group
(IDK what y'all are talking about but I swear Kaiden probably is the exact opposite.)
@Pickles group
(I hope so for your sake)
@Kie group
(Wait NVM I think I know who you're talking about now. If I got the right guy, he's nothing like deathman)