@Yamatsu
"BLAZE, YOUR FAT ASS CUCKED MY BOOST"
I'd like context pleASe
SRB2K
"BLAZE, YOUR FAT ASS CUCKED MY BOOST"
I'd like context pleASe
SRB2K
"I will suck seed!"
(NIE I'M MAKING THAT PICREW RIGHT NOW)
(T W I N S)
(AS WE S P E A K)
(N i c e.)
In a very condescending voice
"Biological warfare bad."
(Is it tho?)
(why is that such a mood)
"No no nO! Don't put your mouth on that, that's not-"
"Jesus christ no stOp-"
inhale
"I hope you get STDs from that."
"Can we use [redacted]'s spreadsheet-"
"No."
"What is it?"
"Sex addiction. They phrase it nice though."
bites bottom lip "Yeah, girl. Why don't you drop on the deck and flop like a fish for me?"
(I feel like that's something I was never meant to see and now I'll probably repeat it when talking to my friends without even thinking)
(Ah, yes. All your friends shall soon flop just for you.)
(I have one who probably will because he's just that kinda way but the rest of em will probably yell at me lmfao)
("If the homies don't flop, them you must drop." - Yoda)
(I would do that if they don't flop, but I don't think I could ever find friends willing to listen to me scream over the phone for hours ever again. Apparently I am loUD as hell when I die in Minecraft.)
“Joe is the husband”
“And Alex is the husband’s husband”
"I wanna know how warm my ass is!"
inhale
"If you're gonna make Sanji's tarts, make them aesthetically pleasing, Emily!!"
This just in, new tart quotes dragging Emily:
inhale
"EVEN. SPACING. BETWEEN. THE. PEARS. What even is that? THEY'RE OVERLAPPING, EMILY. SANJI WOULD NEVER LET HIS PEARS OVERLAP."
sigh
"Emily, you're a disgrace to the Straw Hat Pirates."
I've decided that this weekend, I'm gonna do Sanji some justice and make some aesthetically pleasing tarts.
coughcoughEMILYcoughcough
I feel attacked with everything you said
Rollercoaster? Ahh!
Another drink? Yes, please!
Knock, knock? Who's there?
Hotel? Trip Advisor. Fuck you, Trivago.
You'll pry my jorts from my cold, dead buttcheeks
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