forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Your cat's a whore."

Well if that ain't a page starter

"Your cat's a whore."

Describes my cat perfectly

When Shelby was little and hadn't been spayed yet, she'd roll on the steps and chatter at them lol

“F Jeopardy” - My 2 y/o sister

"You can't spell 'Luffy' without 'illiterate'"

"I represent breast cancer."

"Girl you're literally about to die you do not have time to be horny right now."

“Ali just poggered Hugo and I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or be terrified that the clinically insane one is the only sane person in the group right now!!”

"Food are friends, not fish."

"Humans are friends, not food."
"I mean…"
"Wait, what"

Humans aren't friends or food
Change my mind

“Just for the record, I still think helicopters should have ejector seats”

“Just for the record, I still think helicopters should have ejector seats”

nope. nope. nope.

"One of my villagers is practicing social distancing."

“Just for the record, I still think helicopters should have ejector seats”

I agree with this.

"Let's talk about garbage bins"

"Let's talk about garbage bins"

Yes let’s

"Let's talk about garbage bins"

Yes let’s

I fell asleep in one once

"Let's talk about garbage bins"

Yes let’s

I fell asleep in one once

Fun

"You ever just feel like jumping out a window?"

"Girl you're literally about to die you do not have time to be horny right now."

Pfft untrue.

“Are transgender people wizards?”

“Are transgender people wizards?”

Yes they are
Because they are cool like wizards

"Are you gonna play through the game with POST-NUT CLARITY?"