forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Imagine if Dr. Phil was a writer and he was on here

I would jump off a cliff. In Minecraft.

Imagine if Dr. Phil was a writer and he was on here

I would jump off a cliff. In Minecraft.

I would ask about Chris

"So this is what being an only child feels like."
"Do you like it?"
"Yeah. And luckily, I have a foolproof method to keep it that way."

"What does bandwidth limit?"
"Well, it limits-"
"Don't say bandwidth."

"Oh, my dad's evil, okay, let's go guys."

"I am the misplaced sock demon that crawled out of God's washing machine."

"Sunscreen tastes like mayonnaise"

"Sunscreen tastes like mayonnaise"

@MontJyn @Pickles-Says-Fear-Elizobeef

The first thing I thought was "Don't eat my cat"

Nooo don't eat the kitty!!

slorp

"yess this is patrick… the one who went to thicc school, and got a masters degree in thicc… aw thicc yeah~"

"It smells like crimes against nature and cereal in here…what kind of cereal is that?"
I can't give context because there is none

On the same note:

"It smells like hair products and despair."

"Smell that?" inhale "Foam particles and sadness."

"size doesn't matter to me as long as it isn't black"

"size doesn't matter to me as long as it isn't black"

.

"It smells like hair products and despair."

"Smell that?" inhale "Foam particles and sadness."

me compulsively bleaching my hair and dying it blue

‘canberra’s been cancelled.’

‘finally. so darwin?’

"Yeah, but you wanna be a puddle that goes to heaven, right?"

"Ecclesiastes is fake news y'all"

"I'm makin corona cornbread"

"glue your tits together. ultimate push-up bra."

gasps "Ace draping himself dramatically over a couch."

"Quadreeeeeee"

“Here, have a gagging cat video”

“Here, have a gagging cat video”

yes please

“Here, have a gagging cat video”

yes please

No thanks, my cat throws up enough on her own

“Here, have a gagging cat video”

yes please

want me to send it to you?