forum Never Have I Ever

Started November 23, 2019 by Deleted user

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I have.

Never have I ever been stabbed by a stranger

let's hope that nobody has

I have.

Never have I ever been stabbed by a stranger

About that… Yeah. The guy was more of an acquaintance at the time, and now he's in prison. Ta Da!
Never have I ever run anything more than a 5K

I have not. (Just… no)

Never have I ever injured myself with a cheese grater.

I have not. (How do you get injured by a cheese grater???)

Never have I ever been fluent in any other language than English.

I have! Scottish Gaelic is easy.
Never have I ever had a hamster.

I wish…

Never have I ever eaten camel.

I have not. (How do you get injured by a cheese grater???)

They bite.

Indeed, my sister would know.

Can confirm, I was the cheese grater

The ambiguous ways to interpret this makes me want to laugh.

I was the cheese.

I was the humble fingernail who was the first to be destroyed

I have not. (How do you get injured by a cheese grater???)

They bite.

(It's hard to keep grating when it gets really small)

Never have I ever had a hamster.

I have (well I think but it might have been a guinea pig)
never have i ever fell off of a house

I have ( it was into a pool. I had a massive bruise cause my hip hit the step)

Dyed my hair

I haven't.

Never have I ever gotten surgery (that I know of.)

I have. (Tonsils/adenoids taken out, and then wisdom tooth removal)
Never have I ever eaten raw meat (excluding fish)

nope I never have
Never have I ever gotten salmonella

I haven't
Never have I ever caused someone else to have salmonella

Nope. (Master Chef right here.)

Never have I ever wanted to be a superhero.

does a member of the straw hat crew count?

ok never have i ever made a youtube video

I haven't
Never have I ever watched Harry Potter

I have not.

Never have I ever been to the Burj Khalifa.